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THOMAS
You know, her

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say with every life experience
there is a lesson to be learned.

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And man, did I learn mine.

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Look, that was me.

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Fantasizing about
every woman I saw.

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Look, I was what you
could call a horn dog.

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A playboy, a gigolo.

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I am what you ladies could be
You name it, an asshole.

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Look, I wasn't a bad guy.

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It's just that every
girl I saw, I just,

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I just had to go to bed with it.

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Oh yes.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Excuse me!

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Good,
almost every girl I saw.

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Aa!

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THOMAS
Anyway, I always want to

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to marry, to be
a father, having children.

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But how could I do both?

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I mean, how could I
keep dating women

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and start a family?

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Then I had this brilliant idea.

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I have to find
the girl who would do that

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be willing to bring others along
woman in bed with me.

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What happened to Kelly?

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I broke up with you.

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Well, she broke up with me.

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Actually she hit me
the head with a nine iron,

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then broke up with me.

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Ugh!

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She hit you over the
head with a nine iron?

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Actually it was a four
iron, but who's counting?

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Ugh!

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Why?

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Because I cheated on her.

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Oh.

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Look, I got this
wandering penis problem.

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It's like a vaginizing rod.

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Okay.

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And she was upset
with you, right Tom?

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No, I don't think so.

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Mm hmm.

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See, every time I see one
New girl, gotta get her.

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Acceptance.

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Acceptance?

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You can't say no, Thomas.

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You cheat because you want to
the constant love and approval

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from others, because
you never got it

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those things from your family.

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Your brothers and sisters made fun of you.

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Your father beat you, humiliated
you, you never accepted.

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Well, not exactly.

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Doc, how can my penis be?
something to do with the family?

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When you then
make these women love you,

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you want to get rid of it.

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Why would I do that?

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You ask them questions
credibility as they

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can love a loser
you like yourself.

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I do?

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Yes.

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Your family has thought about it
You're a loser, Thomas.

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And that's why you're looking for the
constant love and affection

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from others, to
prove them wrong.

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Doc, just couldn't do it
Could it be that I'm horny?

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Doubtful, Thomas.

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Look, you push people
away who love you

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because you feel unworthy
love, happiness, self-respect.

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And we see it
these same things

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happen in your relationships.

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You try and create
obstacles that hold you back

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of having one
happy relationship.

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For example, do you remember Jasmijn?

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Yes.

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Well, you dumped her.

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She had hygiene problems.

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Her vagina was shaved
like the Hitler mustache.

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Every time I went up to her,
I thought about the Third Reich.

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- Well, what about Charlene?

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She had nine fingers!

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Well, Deborah?

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Please.

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Look, at least
if I take a dump

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and there are people around...

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I have the courtesy to do that
flush to drown out the noise.

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No Thomas, don't you see that?
are you creating these problems?

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What do you mean?

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Well, this one farts.

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This one has nine fingers.

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And this one has one
funny looking hoo-ha.

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It's not that.

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I just have to find it
a woman who will

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allow other women
in bed with us.

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That, Derek, is my idea
of the perfect woman.

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Well, it can be hard to find
a woman who is accommodating.

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Maybe we should give her the
hard to find woman.

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Sorry, Tomas.

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It's time, time's up.

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Uhm.

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I'm telling you, dude.

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I'm going to find her.

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Good.

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I mean, there has to be a girl
something like that somewhere

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right?
- Right, right, right.

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right?
- Right, right, right.
- Right, right, right.
We'll see you next week.

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Right, right, right.
We'll see you next week.

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Okay, dude.

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Goodbye, Derek.

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Right.

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What do you think of monogamy?

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Well, my father
used to drink coffee

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table made from it.

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No no no no.

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Monogamy, not mahogany.

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Oh!

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Oh, it's absolutely terrible.

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It's so disgusting.

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You mean you've never been there
in a serious relationship?

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Well, of course!

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I love my boyfriend.

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Wait wait wait.

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If you love your boyfriend, then
Why don't you like monogamy?

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Look, pay me for the dance.

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So why are you here?

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Look, I thought I found it
a woman who already is

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to deal with women, well
then I'm half way there.

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Listen, motherfucker.

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The sight of one
penis makes me gag.

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What?

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Yes that's right.

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Single white man.

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33.

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Looking for bisexual woman.

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Think about it: I could do that
have sex with you

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while the girl is eating
also have sex with you.

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You're kidding, right?

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Um.

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Who is looking
relations with people.

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I think we are part
of the earth, you know?

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We were born on earth
and we die on earth.

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I love everyone.

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No, I like everything.

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They all are
beautiful for me.

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Everything excites me.

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I... are you people watching?

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Look at everyone.

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All the people make me excited!

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Oh!

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But allows man to have sex
with other women with woman.

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Hey, wanna see it?
my impression of a monkey?

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Certainly.

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Loves tennis.

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It's hard for me to come
it up after you do that nonsense.

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Real?

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I dated a guy like that once.

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It was so funny.

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He was a real madman.

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He always hit
himself in his head

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because that's what he got
angry with himself.

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I have some crazy friends.

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My last boyfriend drank
all the milk from my tits

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in the middle of the night.

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My newborn baby was hungry
the next morning.

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However, I was forgiving.

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My father told me that I had a
very forgiving person.

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In fact, right in front of him
died,

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he told me I was
his favorite child,

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which was really evil
my sister.

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She found out because I
my mother told me...

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Wow.

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And she listened
in the other room.

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The walls in our
house was paper thin.

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Talking about paper, huh?
Did you read "The Post" this morning?

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I did.

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You .

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Had an article about a man
who made love to his dog!

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Speaking of which, my dog
died when I was seven.

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Really and truly?

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I found it so difficult.

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I think it had an influence
me later in life.

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Now I can't deal with it
at a loss, which one

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is the reason I'm not going
to Atlantic City.

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You see, part of me
likes to gamble,

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but another part of me doesn't.

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What part of you
will you shut up?

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Wouldn't
it would be great if we

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were with someone else
girl now?

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You would love it,
Aren't you, dirty girl?

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Come on, let me in!

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I was joking!

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I was just kidding!

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Oh great!

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Okay, great!

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Gerard is bigger.

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No wonder you need a walker.

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Let me in!

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Ernie, I think I found it
my mission in life.

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So what's your big one
mission: rob a bank?

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No.

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I think I've figured out how to do that
make this relationship something

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work.

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Relationship thing?

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Dude, how often
I have to tell you?

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Scared prostitutes!

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For a few hundred
dollars a night, you will

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Save thousands on alimony!

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Yes, and blow it up
on STD medications?

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No.

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Dude, what I need
do is find a girlfriend

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that would allow others
women in my bed.

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You have a better chance
of robbing a bank.

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I have to get something to eat.

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Again?

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Yes.

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I'm fat.

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Want some
peanuts, stutter monkey?

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Please!

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My mother tells you
are just jealous.

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The blind line never works.

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No.

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Yes, stuttering face.

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We are all jealous.

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We all want to be that
stuttering idiots.

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Hey boy, come here.

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Who are you?

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Who am I?

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Are you going to tell him, Joey?

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Or should I?

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I'm a warlock.

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A male witch.

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And if you ever
Talk to Joey again,

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next time you will be
trying to go to sleep

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I will be in you
room looking at you.

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In the corner, in the
cupboard, under the bed.

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And that night when you
finally go to sleep

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you will have the worst
nightmare of your life.

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You may not even wake up.

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Come on.

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We don't believe in warlocks.

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Oh, you don't
belief in warlocks.

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You?

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No.

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No?

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Take a look at this.

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See that guy over there?

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Oh!

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Ugh!

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Oh!

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Get out of here before I do
turn you into a bunch of frogs!

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How are you, Joey?

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Hey, thanks.

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But now my only one
friends are gone.

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Friends?

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Joey, not those kids
your friends, dude.

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Let me tell you something.

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You'll be lucky
in your whole life

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to have three great friends.

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And that throughout your life.

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I only have one.

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Mothers don't count, Ern.

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No, I'm serious, Joey.

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I mean, you gotta find kids
who share your interests,

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you know?

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Children you have
something in common.

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00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:09,015
That's where you'll be
find a true friend.

268
00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:11,575
Thanks, Doctor, damn Phil.

269
00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:17,215
Oh!

270
00:11:17,215 --> 00:11:19,135
Oh, come on guys!

271
00:11:19,135 --> 00:11:20,095
Gosh!

272
00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:21,535
I'm trying to sleep here!

273
00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:26,085
Even I can't last that long!

274
00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:29,405
Wait a minute, I'll be right there!

275
00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:30,855
Don't hang up!

276
00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:35,075
Hello?

277
00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:36,315
Thomas.

278
00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:37,555
Hey Johnny, what's up?

279
00:11:37,555 --> 00:11:39,875
Hey guy,
I've got some shit going on.

280
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:40,375
Yes?

281
00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:41,755
JOHNNY
Complete it for me today?

282
00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:42,255
Shit.

283
00:11:42,255 --> 00:11:42,755
Again?

284
00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:43,575
Come on, Johnny.

285
00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:44,075
It's Saturday.

286
00:11:44,075 --> 00:11:45,234
I know.

287
00:11:45,234 --> 00:11:46,765
I know.

288
00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:47,945
Why can't you do it?

289
00:11:47,945 --> 00:11:49,214
JOHNNY
I have a commercial.

290
00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:49,945
Do you have a commercial?

291
00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:51,345
JOHNNY
Yes, national.

292
00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:51,915
National?

293
00:11:51,915 --> 00:11:53,144
JOHNNY
Guinness.

294
00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:54,025
Guinness?

295
00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:57,325
Oh, you lucky bastard!

296
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,275
So why are you crying then?

297
00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:00,325
My
girl just left me, bro.

298
00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:01,715
You cry because
Did your girl leave you?

299
00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:02,875
Are you kidding?

300
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:03,805
No man.

301
00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:05,535
I'd trade a girl for one
national commercial every day

302
00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:06,255
of the week.

303
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:07,925
Come on, there's a million
other girls there!

304
00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:09,855
Not me
think I could live without her.

305
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:10,735
Oh well, give me a break!

306
00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:15,064
Jesus Christ, Kent!

307
00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:16,585
What are you doing?

308
00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:17,084
Sorry!

309
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:17,815
I need movie times!

310
00:12:17,815 --> 00:12:20,074
Have you never done that before?
heard of Moviefone?

311
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,445
Oh God!

312
00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:23,944
Oh!

313
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,194
JOHNNY
What was that?

314
00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:25,944
Nothing.

315
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:28,375
Kent is on a sexual
frenzy again.

316
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,114
I should become gay.

317
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:29,984
That way I would get more ass.

318
00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:31,074
Come on, brother.

319
00:12:31,074 --> 00:12:31,845
Okay, I'll do it.

320
00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:34,725
But you owe me!

321
00:12:34,725 --> 00:12:35,485
Hey kids!

322
00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:36,605
How are you?

323
00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:37,425
Come by!

324
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:39,084
Yes!

325
00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:40,425
How is everyone?

326
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:41,325
Good!

327
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,104
What's the difference
between snot and spinach?

328
00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:45,375
What?

329
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,934
Children don't eat spinach!

330
00:12:49,195 --> 00:12:51,114
Hey, you guys want
see a trick?

331
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:52,104
Yes!

332
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,904
Well, I'm going
need an assistant.

333
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,615
Who should I bring here?

334
00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:58,345
What about
birthday girl, Shelby?

335
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,675
Shelby, I'm going
choose you to volunteer.

336
00:13:00,675 --> 00:13:02,165
Well, how is that possible?
she is a volunteer

337
00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:03,325
if you choose her?

338
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,714
Who are you, Judge Judy?

339
00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:06,104
What should I do?

340
00:13:06,104 --> 00:13:08,465
Well, why don't you come
over here and hold this hat?

341
00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:10,435
Hey, come on
here, you vermin!

342
00:13:10,435 --> 00:13:13,175
Shelby, give him his nose back!

343
00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:13,674
.

344
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:14,804
I'm going to get you!

345
00:13:16,054 --> 00:13:17,215
Come here!

346
00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:17,714
You know what?

347
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,864
You keep that.

348
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:19,365
I'll take his.

349
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,355
Plus it looks funnier!

350
00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:22,784
Come here!

351
00:13:22,784 --> 00:13:24,225
Give me that nose!

352
00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:26,584
Give me that nose!

353
00:13:30,165 --> 00:13:32,044
You have great kids, man.

354
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:32,574
Thank you.

355
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,764
Yes, I always wanted that
to become a father one day.

356
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:38,114
Is it difficult?

357
00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:38,614
No man.

358
00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:40,155
Being a good father is easy.

359
00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:41,295
That's it
good husband thing

360
00:13:41,295 --> 00:13:42,524
that gets a bit tricky.

361
00:13:42,524 --> 00:13:43,454
I know?

362
00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:45,594
It's hard to be
faithful, right?

363
00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:46,094
Good--

364
00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:47,414
No.

365
00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:48,484
You know what?

366
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,944
If you're really in love,
you find the right girl.

367
00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:53,354
And then you don't even do it anymore
pay attention to other women.

368
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,334
Oh my God!

369
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,804
You have such a big cock!

370
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:56,784
Oh Seamus!

371
00:13:56,784 --> 00:13:59,774
Seamus,
pick up the phone!

372
00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:01,834
Hang in there.

373
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:02,944
Hello?

374
00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,024
Yes, Edgar.

375
00:14:04,024 --> 00:14:05,564
Are you kidding, Edgar?

376
00:14:05,564 --> 00:14:08,334
You're getting the hell out of here
me for a cruise ship?

377
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,384
Look, I know that
You've done a lot for me

378
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:14,934
of favors - bastard
just put me on hold.

379
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:15,664
What a dick.

380
00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:20,534
Yes, Edgar.

381
00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:22,174
Look, I'm sorry.

382
00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:23,774
But there's no way I can
can keep this available

383
00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:24,824
for you until you return.

384
00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:29,154
Fine!

385
00:14:29,154 --> 00:14:30,434
Think Titanic.

386
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,954
Bye.

387
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,804
God damn it!

388
00:14:36,114 --> 00:14:41,264
You know, my wife
tells me you are a good actor.

389
00:14:41,264 --> 00:14:43,064
Hey, thanks, man.

390
00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:45,054
You are great with the kids.

391
00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:47,724
You know, I'm a producer for
"Wedding of Vito and Valerie."

392
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:48,464
Real?

393
00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:49,174
Go away!

394
00:14:49,174 --> 00:14:50,094
I'm a big fan of that show!

395
00:14:50,094 --> 00:14:51,033
Big fan!

396
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,184
Yes, right.

397
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:57,124
Anyway, what would you think
about, just for a while

398
00:14:57,124 --> 00:15:00,054
now take over the role
from Danny, the best man?

399
00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:01,814
I would love to!

400
00:15:01,814 --> 00:15:03,814
That doesn't mean you won't do that
Pay me for the party, right?

401
00:15:04,714 --> 00:15:05,214
Not a man.

402
00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:07,354
Me, I'm still paying.

403
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:10,674
But you gotta know,
“Vito and Valerie's” does

404
00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,534
a strange place to be.

405
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,853
What can be
stranger than this?

406
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:15,484
Vito, you can forget it!

407
00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:17,204
Because I won't marry you!

408
00:15:17,204 --> 00:15:18,284
We are already married!

409
00:15:19,554 --> 00:15:20,054
Oh.

410
00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:22,574
Well, we are
officially unmarried!

411
00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:23,833
What we would like now
what you need to do is talk

412
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,084
to some of the
actors going

413
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:26,763
are the main characters
in the performance.

414
00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:29,654
Jillian plays Valerie.

415
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,554
Paul plays Vito.

416
00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:34,334
Edgar, who you are
replaced as Danny,

417
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,484
and his show girlfriend,
Natalie, played by Danielle.

418
00:15:38,484 --> 00:15:39,314
OK?

419
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,544
OK.

420
00:15:40,544 --> 00:15:41,773
Great.

421
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:43,743
Look, it's all about reality.

422
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,074
Acting is about reality.

423
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:45,783
Yes I know.

424
00:15:45,783 --> 00:15:46,843
I'm an actor.

425
00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,364
I don't know what
you heard it before.

426
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,494
But acting is about reality.

427
00:15:50,494 --> 00:15:51,274
Yeah, dude, I know.

428
00:15:51,274 --> 00:15:51,773
I'm an actor.

429
00:15:51,773 --> 00:15:53,673
I took acting classes for years.

430
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:54,853
You have to be realistic.

431
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,114
You have to be realistic.

432
00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:57,773
Do you understand that?

433
00:15:57,773 --> 00:16:01,284
The moments, they
must be real.

434
00:16:01,284 --> 00:16:02,274
You'll be great.

435
00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:03,903
That's what acting is.

436
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:06,304
It is located in...

437
00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:08,304
Reality.

438
00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:11,184
It's about reality, isn't it?

439
00:16:11,184 --> 00:16:13,703
Okay, Valerie is the
star of the show.

440
00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,643
Danny is not the
star of the show.

441
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:16,463
OK?

442
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:17,543
Danny is the best man.

443
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,954
Now Valerie and Danny,
they don't get along.

444
00:16:19,954 --> 00:16:22,623
Danny does best when he does
stays away from Valerie.

445
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:23,284
OK.

446
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:27,313
Danny deals in drugs,
sells stolen car radios.

447
00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:31,763
But best of all, Danny
can go fuck.

448
00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:32,623
What do you mean?

449
00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:35,283
You know, allowed to flirt
talking to the audience

450
00:16:35,283 --> 00:16:37,433
about his, you know,
sexual escapades.

451
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,213
In fact, Danny
she says once

452
00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:41,413
he fucked this blonde
bimbo on the pool table

453
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:43,343
at Mr. Angelino's club.

454
00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:43,913
Wow.

455
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:44,413
Yes.

456
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:48,193
He slid a pool cue
right in her ass.

457
00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:51,054
Think pig.

458
00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,094
Sounds good!

459
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,914
Danny and Natalie do
the best relationship.

460
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,433
The most important thing
thing to remember

461
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,074
is that we are really in love.

462
00:16:58,074 --> 00:17:01,553
We believe so
one of the best and most

463
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,123
wonderful relationships
in the performance.

464
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,063
I'm a little confused.

465
00:17:05,063 --> 00:17:07,904
Edgar told me Danny's getting it
to fool all the time.

466
00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:08,583
What?

467
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,083
Yes.

468
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,894
In fact, he told me he hit
a girl at the pool table

469
00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,303
at Mr. Angelino's club.

470
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,713
Are you kidding?

471
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:14,673
No.

472
00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:18,443
That bastard
cheating?

473
00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:21,063
Look, I don't know
what he told you,

474
00:17:21,063 --> 00:17:25,223
but Danny is a loyal man
in a happy relationship!

475
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:28,633
I won't even tell you what
he did that with the pool cue.

476
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,243
I don't get it, Ern.

477
00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:33,373
There's like no one is attractive
in the whole damn play.

478
00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:36,363
At least with
20 some strange cast members,

479
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:38,153
at least there would be
one that is my type.

480
00:17:38,153 --> 00:17:40,763
You don't want to tell me
one man was your type?

481
00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:43,083
Very funny.

482
00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:45,653
What do you really care?

483
00:17:45,653 --> 00:17:48,193
You have a legit one
acting instead

484
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,313
of playing a clown
for some stupid kids.

485
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:53,113
Yes I know.

486
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:57,003
I just had the feeling that it was
meet at least one decent girl

487
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:59,193
throughout the piece.

488
00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:01,163
I have to get in shape.

489
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,283
What do you think I am?
give up first?

490
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,652
Drinking or smoking?

491
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:05,593
What about food?

492
00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,173
Then why are you coming?
Still going to the gym?

493
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,893
For the chicks.

494
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:16,323
Everyone knows the hottest
girls hang out at the gym.

495
00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:17,732
This way they stay warm.

496
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,253
199.

497
00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:25,203
Hey girls!

498
00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:26,742
200.

499
00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:28,053
Watch me train
for the Olympic Games?

500
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,213
Real?

501
00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:30,113
So fast?

502
00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:31,933
I thought it was special
Not the Olympics

503
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:35,013
start until June.

504
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:50,562
And now
we have the wedding.

505
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:53,263
These two loving hearts.

506
00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:58,113
They love each other.

507
00:18:58,113 --> 00:18:59,762
Um, right... no.

508
00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:02,153
And now
we have...damn it!

509
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:04,933
Oh dear!

510
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:05,432
God!

511
00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:08,093
Hi.

512
00:19:08,093 --> 00:19:09,392
Hi.

513
00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:12,242
I heard you went to NYU.

514
00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,043
Um, yeah.

515
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,592
Um, uh, I did that too.

516
00:19:15,592 --> 00:19:17,742
Oh yes, great.

517
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:18,773
OK.

518
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:22,602
Well, nice to meet you.

519
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,552
Yes great.

520
00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:28,873
Oh boy!

521
00:19:28,873 --> 00:19:29,953
What a dick.

522
00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:31,052
Who does he think?
Is that him, De Niro?

523
00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:41,632
Everything looks fantastic.

524
00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:43,903
But where are the balloons?

525
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:45,942
Jimmy, where are the balloons?

526
00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:48,873
Look Rocco, it's me
Long story, okay?

527
00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:50,212
Jimmy, where are the balloons?

528
00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:51,863
Look, yesterday I did
went to Rocco, uh,

529
00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:54,232
and... I'm going to check the parsonage.

530
00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:56,672
You check your rectum.

531
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:58,713
God, where are the balloons?

532
00:19:58,713 --> 00:20:00,192
Don't worry, Rocco.

533
00:20:00,192 --> 00:20:01,182
You'll be fine.

534
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,872
They're just balloons, okay?

535
00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,132
Look at Mrs. Jean.

536
00:20:05,132 --> 00:20:08,062
She said she lost thirty
pound for the wedding.

537
00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:13,032
It's like throwing a deck chair
from 'The Queen Mary'.

538
00:20:13,032 --> 00:20:15,802
She's like that
Barney.  I love you,

539
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:20,652
I love you.

540
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,082
Oh my God!

541
00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:25,602
It's so nice to
finally meeting you!

542
00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:29,022
You look exactly like that
that uh, uh, actress

543
00:20:29,022 --> 00:20:30,982
from the, “The
Poseidon Adventure.”

544
00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:33,062
Oh, oh, oh my god!

545
00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:33,962
What's her name?

546
00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:36,472
Uh, oh yeah!

547
00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:40,601
Ernest Borgnine!

548
00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:42,581
Don't you say?

549
00:20:42,581 --> 00:20:44,762
That's a really nice one
hat you wear.

550
00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:48,932
Well, I never!

551
00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:50,012
Hey, Andy!

552
00:20:50,012 --> 00:20:51,222
, Everthing okay?

553
00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:53,072
When did you get out?

554
00:20:53,072 --> 00:20:54,132
How is the family?

555
00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:54,902
Do you have my money?

556
00:20:54,902 --> 00:21:01,322
We celebrate the
wedding of Vito and Valerie.

557
00:21:01,322 --> 00:21:05,282
Yes, ji, ji, ji, ji, ji!

558
00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:06,762
What about?

559
00:21:06,762 --> 00:21:07,752
Brooklyn in the house!

560
00:21:07,752 --> 00:21:08,742
Yes!

561
00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:10,782
Dear brothers and sisters,
we gather here today

562
00:21:10,782 --> 00:21:12,912
to celebrate love
from Vito and Valerie.

563
00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:17,882
And let's make it quick,

564
00:21:17,882 --> 00:21:19,712
because I had a funeral at nine o'clock.

565
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,962
Please kiss the bride.

566
00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:30,301
How did you feel?
about doing the show?

567
00:21:30,301 --> 00:21:33,202
I was a little nervous, man.

568
00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:34,291
OK I guess.

569
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:37,112
You had a better one
first day then Edgar.

570
00:21:37,112 --> 00:21:39,561
I think he insulted himself.

571
00:21:39,561 --> 00:21:41,012
Paul, I have a question to ask.

572
00:21:41,012 --> 00:21:42,852
There is no hot
girls on this show.

573
00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:43,481
I mean, who cast?

574
00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:44,181
Rocco?

575
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:47,311
Ah, there's a couple.

576
00:21:47,311 --> 00:21:49,042
Not Jillian.

577
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,561
Danielle is a weirdo.

578
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,371
What about Jennifer?

579
00:21:53,371 --> 00:21:54,682
Jennifer.

580
00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:55,642
Who is Jennifer?

581
00:21:55,642 --> 00:21:57,151
The girl who plays Marilyn.

582
00:21:57,151 --> 00:21:58,151
You mean the ditz?

583
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,231
Oh come on!

584
00:21:59,231 --> 00:22:00,972
She's not that pretty.

585
00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:02,291
I don't know, man.

586
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:04,922
Jennifer is one of the
hottest girls in the show.

587
00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:06,531
Yes, that's the chick
Marilyn plays that, man.

588
00:22:06,531 --> 00:22:07,922
She's way too messy
looking. .

589
00:22:07,922 --> 00:22:08,431
Okay, yes.

590
00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:10,592
The messy ditz, not so pretty.

591
00:22:10,592 --> 00:22:11,441
That's nice.

592
00:22:11,441 --> 00:22:12,602
I'm out of here.

593
00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:13,381
Yeah okay.

594
00:22:13,381 --> 00:22:14,941
Wait, it's you!

595
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,281
Are you Marilyn?

596
00:22:16,281 --> 00:22:17,632
Oh my god, you were amazing!

597
00:22:17,632 --> 00:22:20,051
No, I'm Jennifer.
The girl who plays Marilyn.

598
00:22:20,051 --> 00:22:21,622
Also the girl who tried it
to talk to you sooner.

599
00:22:21,622 --> 00:22:22,391
You kind of rejected her.

600
00:22:22,391 --> 00:22:23,521
Now I know why.

601
00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:24,772
Why?

602
00:22:24,772 --> 00:22:25,931
Because you're a jerk.

603
00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:26,991
Be careful, Paul.

604
00:22:26,991 --> 00:22:27,562
Later, Jennifer.

605
00:22:27,562 --> 00:22:30,181
Yes.

606
00:22:30,181 --> 00:22:30,901
Hey wait!

607
00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:35,881
That was nice.

608
00:22:35,881 --> 00:22:36,841
Hi.

609
00:22:36,841 --> 00:22:37,592
Hello, how are you?

610
00:22:37,592 --> 00:22:38,371
Well how are you?

611
00:22:38,371 --> 00:22:38,981
I'm doing well.

612
00:22:38,981 --> 00:22:39,981
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

613
00:22:39,981 --> 00:22:41,722
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

614
00:22:41,722 --> 00:22:42,961
Please please.

615
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,171
That was you!

616
00:22:44,171 --> 00:22:46,361
You know, the guitar,
the string, the eye.

617
00:22:46,361 --> 00:22:49,181
And then you had character,
you had that idiotic accent!

618
00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:49,682
Yes.

619
00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:50,361
I was acting.

620
00:22:50,361 --> 00:22:51,351
And you were great.

621
00:22:51,351 --> 00:22:52,441
Big fan, big fan.

622
00:22:52,441 --> 00:22:53,441
Don't kiss.

623
00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:55,991
Look, I'm sorry.

624
00:22:55,991 --> 00:22:58,191
Whatever.

625
00:22:58,191 --> 00:22:59,801
We get off
bad start here.

626
00:22:59,801 --> 00:23:01,201
Can we please start over?

627
00:23:01,201 --> 00:23:02,431
Can we please start over?

628
00:23:02,431 --> 00:23:05,991
Yes.  Could be
Can we please start over?

629
00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:08,881
It looks like you did that
I've now made your point!

630
00:23:08,881 --> 00:23:09,552
Okay, I'm leaving.

631
00:23:09,552 --> 00:23:10,101
Oh no, no, no!

632
00:23:10,101 --> 00:23:10,671
I'm kidding.

633
00:23:10,671 --> 00:23:12,011
Okay, I promise
no more singing.

634
00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:13,241
But true

635
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:16,051
are you going tonight
My little angel?

636
00:23:16,051 --> 00:23:18,241
Okay, you're a weirdo.

637
00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:19,391
Actually, I'm an idiot.

638
00:23:19,391 --> 00:23:21,011
Just a little bit.

639
00:23:21,011 --> 00:23:21,721
He's the idiot.

640
00:23:21,721 --> 00:23:22,561
This guy is an asshole.

641
00:23:22,561 --> 00:23:24,771
I'm a good guy.

642
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,241
So where are you going?

643
00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:27,611
Um, oh god.

644
00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:28,801
A few of us from
the cast goes

645
00:23:28,801 --> 00:23:30,751
try to get in a
cigar party at Tattoo.

646
00:23:30,751 --> 00:23:31,991
Tattoo, are you kidding?

647
00:23:31,991 --> 00:23:32,871
I know the bouncer there.

648
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:33,811
I can put us on the list.

649
00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:34,311
No.

650
00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:36,271
Don't try to be nice now.

651
00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:37,261
I'm nice!

652
00:23:37,261 --> 00:23:38,621
You just have to get to know me.

653
00:23:38,621 --> 00:23:39,791
I grow on people.

654
00:23:39,791 --> 00:23:41,841
Like a fungus.

655
00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,871
Thank you
for bringing us into the club!

656
00:23:46,871 --> 00:23:49,271
No problem.

657
00:23:49,271 --> 00:23:50,861
So am I forgiven, or what?

658
00:23:50,861 --> 00:23:54,071
Um, almost.

659
00:23:54,071 --> 00:23:56,290
How can I complete it?
your act of forgiveness?

660
00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:58,651
Wow, this dance is uh,
you know, it doesn't hurt.

661
00:23:58,651 --> 00:24:00,081
But eh, how about a drink?

662
00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:01,370
What do you want?

663
00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:02,521
Whiskey, baby.

664
00:24:02,521 --> 00:24:03,521
You got it.

665
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,210
Can I have a whisky, please?

666
00:24:17,921 --> 00:24:19,831
I'm trying to get this
girl who likes me.

667
00:24:19,831 --> 00:24:20,811
Do you want a tip?

668
00:24:20,811 --> 00:24:21,771
Certainly.

669
00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:23,791
Stop dancing.

670
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:24,691
Very funny.

671
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:32,000
Excuse me sir?

672
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,380
'Excuse me.

673
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:33,881
Sir?

674
00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:37,941
Excuse me--

675
00:24:37,941 --> 00:24:40,310
Man, get away from me!

676
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,350
Sir, if you don't mind,
I'd like to break in here.

677
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,521
I'm sorry.

678
00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:45,400
Now get off me
before I kick your ass.

679
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,380
Oh, I understand.

680
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,970
Big mouth to compensate
for a small penis.

681
00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:50,090
Excuse me, asshole.

682
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,611
I mean sir.

683
00:24:51,611 --> 00:24:52,681
But I'm with her.

684
00:24:52,681 --> 00:24:54,631
And if you have your
stinking hands off her,

685
00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:56,501
I'm going to beat you up
all over the dance floor.

686
00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:57,290
Oh, will you?

687
00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:57,791
Yes.

688
00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,280
I think.

689
00:24:59,781 --> 00:25:00,541
Oh!

690
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:02,380
Uh, b-b-b-b-b-b.

691
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,820
Oh!

692
00:25:07,561 --> 00:25:10,020
So am I forgiven?

693
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,551
Yes.

694
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,080
Thank you.

695
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,651
JENNIFER

696
00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:16,621
Do you have a boyfriend?

697
00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:18,780
Not really.

698
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:20,810
Not really?

699
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,070
Um, we're a bit busy
the outs at the moment.

700
00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:23,571
Oh?

701
00:25:23,571 --> 00:25:25,320
How is that possible?

702
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,640
He treats me
as a sex object.

703
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,780
He you know, never
listens to everything I say.

704
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,740
He doesn't care
what I do or how I feel.

705
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,900
I don't think he heard a word
I said: the past two years.

706
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,401
You too?

707
00:25:38,401 --> 00:25:40,150
What?

708
00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:41,330
Just kidding!

709
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:42,690
I'm kidding!

710
00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:43,820
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

711
00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,280
No, I just finished
my relationship

712
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,780
with my last girlfriend.

713
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:47,950
Oh I'm sorry.

714
00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:48,481
Oh no, no, no.

715
00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:49,790
I cheated on her.

716
00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:52,680
Man, I meet all the winners.

717
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,790
That's terrible.

718
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:54,700
Yes I know.

719
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,980
But she never was
That's right for me anyway.

720
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,660
Uh huh.

721
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,440
Fries and brown gravy.

722
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,480
Thank you.

723
00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:06,920
So you said?

724
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,060
Never mind.

725
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:11,820
No, come on.

726
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,050
Say it.

727
00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,370
I just don't think so
I can be happy

728
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,670
in a monogamous relationship.

729
00:26:16,670 --> 00:26:17,930
I mean, I never will
cheating or whatever.

730
00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:19,940
I felt terrible
after you do that.

731
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,690
I'll never do it again.

732
00:26:21,690 --> 00:26:23,320
So what do you say?

733
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,340
Are you sure you won't think?
Am I a loser for saying this?

734
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:27,570
I bet I'll think about it
you're a bastard

735
00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:29,289
but you have to go
go ahead and say it.

736
00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:33,850
Well, in one second you
might need this.

737
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:38,100
Look, in a perfect world,
I want my girlfriend

738
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,460
to be with me with other women.

739
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,790
There I said it.

740
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:46,650
I don't think so
that's so weird.

741
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,149
You don't?

742
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,430
No.

743
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,119
Many girls have that
been with other women.

744
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,179
Or, or at least, you
you know, been thinking about it.

745
00:26:55,179 --> 00:26:56,350
That's totally
something I would do

746
00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:57,690
if I was in love with a man.

747
00:26:57,690 --> 00:26:59,059
You would?

748
00:26:59,059 --> 00:27:00,059
Yes.

749
00:27:00,059 --> 00:27:05,239
I mean, would you let the woman?
be with other men?

750
00:27:05,239 --> 00:27:06,229
No way!

751
00:27:06,229 --> 00:27:07,760
Absolutely not!

752
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,260
Oh God.

753
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,780
First of all, I am
far too insecure.

754
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:12,670
And the thought of touch
another man's naked hairy ass

755
00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:13,740
would make me puke!

756
00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,440
And there's nothing I want
more than a little muff

757
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,600
in the morning!

758
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,229
Would you like to bring another steak?

759
00:27:19,229 --> 00:27:20,919
Um, no, that's okay.

760
00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:23,159
You once did that too
been with a woman?

761
00:27:23,159 --> 00:27:24,069
Oh!

762
00:27:24,069 --> 00:27:25,420
Oh lord!

763
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:26,600
Can I have the check please?

764
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,099
Thank you.

765
00:27:27,099 --> 00:27:28,029
That would be great.

766
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,570
I've never been that way before.

767
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:36,690
But I don't know.

768
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,490
I've fantasized about it.

769
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,420
And when I was inside
ninth grade, I used

770
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:41,470
to kiss my best friend.

771
00:27:41,470 --> 00:27:44,979
I mean, we were preparing
for when boys would kiss us.

772
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,300
Oh my God!

773
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,380
With the tongue?

774
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:51,869
No, with elbow.

775
00:27:51,869 --> 00:27:53,490
Wow!

776
00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:55,069
So I assume that
could be something

777
00:27:55,069 --> 00:27:56,260
what would you be interested in?

778
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:59,179
Well, I don't know.

779
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:04,440
I mean, I guess I think like
two people love each other,

780
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:08,099
then they are not allowed to stop
stopping themselves from being happy.

781
00:28:08,099 --> 00:28:16,420
And if I knew the man loved me,
and I was number one with him,

782
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:20,019
then yes, I think I
would be fine with that.

783
00:28:20,019 --> 00:28:22,270
Oh my god, you are
the perfect woman!

784
00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:25,839
I know.
How's your eye?

785
00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:26,340
Eye?

786
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,569
Uh huh.

787
00:28:27,569 --> 00:28:28,549
Oh, the eye!

788
00:28:28,549 --> 00:28:30,799
Uh huh.

789
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:32,280
I feel like an idiot
with this on my face.

790
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,059
- You look like an idiot.
- Do you want some?

791
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:33,779
Please.

792
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:34,280
No!

793
00:28:40,649 --> 00:28:42,719
So your parents once
are you coming to the performance?

794
00:28:42,719 --> 00:28:43,859
My father did that.

795
00:28:43,859 --> 00:28:46,019
My mother, uh.

796
00:28:46,019 --> 00:28:46,549
Forget it.

797
00:28:46,549 --> 00:28:48,409
I don't even know
where she is, so.

798
00:28:48,409 --> 00:28:48,909
What is she?

799
00:28:48,909 --> 00:28:49,979
A steward?

800
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:52,979
No, a drug addict.

801
00:28:52,979 --> 00:28:54,749
Oh dear, I'm sorry.

802
00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:55,679
Yes you know.

803
00:28:55,679 --> 00:28:57,859
She was never really there
when I was growing up.

804
00:28:57,859 --> 00:29:02,239
My father divorced her when we did
He was five and raised us alone.

805
00:29:02,239 --> 00:29:03,169
What sera, sera.

806
00:29:03,169 --> 00:29:05,379
Whatever
will be will be.

807
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:06,689
Okay, you promised!

808
00:29:06,689 --> 00:29:08,029
I'm sorry!

809
00:29:08,029 --> 00:29:09,099
This is me.

810
00:29:09,099 --> 00:29:12,099
Well, I had a great time.

811
00:29:12,099 --> 00:29:12,799
Yes me too.

812
00:29:12,799 --> 00:29:13,889
I'm sorry about your eye.

813
00:29:13,889 --> 00:29:16,779
That's okay.

814
00:29:16,779 --> 00:29:22,339
Well, this is where I decide
whether I should kiss you or not.

815
00:29:22,339 --> 00:29:24,229
Do you want to kiss me?

816
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,259
Would I like that?

817
00:29:25,259 --> 00:29:27,048
I would like to.

818
00:29:27,048 --> 00:29:30,639
The question is would
do you like to kiss me?

819
00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:32,799
I think you're normal
will have to find out.

820
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:34,219
Oh God.

821
00:29:34,219 --> 00:29:36,119
Okay.

822
00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:36,619
Mm.

823
00:29:40,088 --> 00:29:46,038
Mm.

824
00:29:46,038 --> 00:29:47,569
You may be thinking this
is where I should be

825
00:29:47,569 --> 00:29:49,289
ask for your telephone number?

826
00:31:46,678 --> 00:31:47,438
I'm done.

827
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:48,438
Okay.

828
00:31:48,438 --> 00:31:49,688
Wait a minute, I'll hurry up.

829
00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:50,508
Oh!
- No!

830
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:51,009
No!

831
00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:51,848
No, not for that!

832
00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:53,268
Oh!

833
00:31:53,268 --> 00:31:54,218
Oh God.

834
00:31:54,218 --> 00:31:58,898
Oh!

835
00:32:06,838 --> 00:32:11,907
My intention was to be with other women.

836
00:32:11,907 --> 00:32:13,508
What?

837
00:32:13,508 --> 00:32:14,328
Real?

838
00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:14,828
Yes.

839
00:32:14,828 --> 00:32:16,808
Well, I mean, I know it is
will make you happy

840
00:32:16,808 --> 00:32:21,988
and I think we
should talk about it.

841
00:32:21,988 --> 00:32:23,288
I don't want to do it
everything you could want

842
00:32:23,288 --> 00:32:24,408
be uncomfortable to do.

843
00:32:24,408 --> 00:32:25,318
No, it isn't.

844
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,328
I'm good at doing it.

845
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:30,988
And you don't mind me
Um, participate in it?

846
00:32:30,988 --> 00:32:33,688
No, not at all.

847
00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:34,288
Okay, great.

848
00:32:34,288 --> 00:32:35,418
Well, I have one
plan of attack on...

849
00:32:35,418 --> 00:32:40,208
Okay, but there are
it will be some rules.

850
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:40,707
Regulations?

851
00:32:40,707 --> 00:32:42,198
Rule number one.

852
00:32:42,198 --> 00:32:44,817
We can't be with anyone
that we already know.

853
00:32:44,817 --> 00:32:45,618
No problem.

854
00:32:45,618 --> 00:32:47,568
Rule number two.

855
00:32:47,568 --> 00:32:49,238
We can't join in
everyone at our house.

856
00:32:49,238 --> 00:32:52,098
Because I don't want this one
women to know where we live.

857
00:32:52,098 --> 00:32:53,038
OK.

858
00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:54,568
Rule number three.

859
00:32:54,568 --> 00:32:56,298
I understand you're going to do that
want to tell your friends.

860
00:32:56,298 --> 00:32:58,308
But only one friend
and that's it.

861
00:32:58,308 --> 00:32:59,617
Why?

862
00:32:59,617 --> 00:33:02,058
Because I don't want to
my personal life

863
00:33:02,058 --> 00:33:04,408
hitting the gossip
pages in the show!

864
00:33:04,408 --> 00:33:05,657
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

865
00:33:05,657 --> 00:33:08,058
Maybe I should
draw the line there.

866
00:33:08,058 --> 00:33:11,288
What good is this stuff?
if I can't brag about it?

867
00:33:11,288 --> 00:33:12,028
Okay then.

868
00:33:12,028 --> 00:33:12,647
Forget it.

869
00:33:12,647 --> 00:33:13,238
No no.
Okay.

870
00:33:13,238 --> 00:33:14,507
Just kidding, just kidding.

871
00:33:14,507 --> 00:33:16,647
But psychologists are not
considered friends, right?

872
00:33:16,647 --> 00:33:17,178
What?

873
00:33:17,178 --> 00:33:17,677
No.

874
00:33:17,677 --> 00:33:19,118
Yes, fine, fine.

875
00:33:19,118 --> 00:33:19,868
Great.

876
00:33:19,868 --> 00:33:20,948
Easy enough.

877
00:33:20,948 --> 00:33:23,487
And finally rule number four.

878
00:33:23,487 --> 00:33:27,407
Whoever we have sex with, us
can never be with them again.

879
00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:31,497
You can never... and I mean that
someday--see that woman again,

880
00:33:31,497 --> 00:33:35,278
be it social,
business, whatever.

881
00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:37,397
Why?

882
00:33:37,397 --> 00:33:39,797
Because I don't
relationship with these people.

883
00:33:39,797 --> 00:33:41,168
That would be weird!

884
00:33:41,168 --> 00:33:44,028
It would
ruins the whole thing!

885
00:33:44,028 --> 00:33:44,597
OK.

886
00:33:44,597 --> 00:33:45,697
I think I'll give you that.

887
00:33:45,697 --> 00:33:50,467
I bet you could.  All
Okay, where can we find her?

888
00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:51,217
Oh, I have a plan.

889
00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:54,237
I have a friend with me
er, Make-A-Wish.

890
00:33:54,237 --> 00:33:57,187
Oh God!

891
00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:17,367
THOMAS
Jen, come on!

892
00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:18,918
Jen, come on!

893
00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:19,798
Jen!

894
00:34:19,798 --> 00:34:21,107
Come on.

895
00:34:21,107 --> 00:34:21,988
Jen, I love you!

896
00:34:21,988 --> 00:34:23,818
Come on, it was that girl
next to you.

897
00:34:23,818 --> 00:34:25,818
You're so much prettier than her!

898
00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:26,317
Please.

899
00:34:26,317 --> 00:34:26,818
God.

900
00:34:26,818 --> 00:34:28,277
I don't think so
is going to work.

901
00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:30,287
Can't we just do each other?

902
00:34:30,287 --> 00:34:31,527
Jenn, I just was
go in

903
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:34,297
as I thought you would too.

904
00:34:34,297 --> 00:34:35,377
Come on, Jenn.

905
00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,517
You're the only one for me.

906
00:34:36,517 --> 00:34:37,617
I love you!

907
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:41,977
Come on, this is normal
about sex, right?

908
00:34:41,977 --> 00:34:42,647
Right.

909
00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:43,877
Yes.

910
00:34:43,877 --> 00:34:46,507
I'm sorry.

911
00:34:46,507 --> 00:34:47,707
It's only the first time, okay?

912
00:34:47,707 --> 00:34:49,097
It takes one
take some getting used to.

913
00:34:49,097 --> 00:34:51,768
All the guys in there are staring!

914
00:34:51,768 --> 00:34:53,567
Can we just use a prostitute?

915
00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:56,297
That's just how it would be
at least the three of us.

916
00:34:56,297 --> 00:34:58,177
You got it.

917
00:34:58,177 --> 00:35:00,217
I think I'm in love.

918
00:35:00,217 --> 00:35:02,487
It was great!

919
00:35:02,487 --> 00:35:04,237
I'm in love, I can't believe it!

920
00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:05,597
Well Thomas, that's great.

921
00:35:05,597 --> 00:35:06,697
I mean, that's her
having a hard time

922
00:35:06,697 --> 00:35:08,337
get started
that other woman thing.

923
00:35:08,337 --> 00:35:09,817
I mean, she wants it and all.

924
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:13,117
I mean, we just have to
find the right situation.

925
00:35:13,117 --> 00:35:17,007
Well, you realize that
that you ask a lot?

926
00:35:17,007 --> 00:35:17,837
Oh well.

927
00:35:20,397 --> 00:35:22,097
And do you know that she loves you?

928
00:35:22,097 --> 00:35:23,087
Yes.

929
00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:25,487
Look Thomas, that's it
where I think

930
00:35:25,487 --> 00:35:28,207
We have our little problem.

931
00:35:28,207 --> 00:35:29,447
What?

932
00:35:29,447 --> 00:35:32,897
Thomas, you don't really do that
think she loves you.

933
00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:34,417
Doc, I know she loves me.

934
00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:36,506
Thomas, you never felt it
loved by your family, that is

935
00:35:36,506 --> 00:35:39,217
how can you expect
to feel love now?

936
00:35:39,217 --> 00:35:40,837
In fact, you are too
so afraid not

937
00:35:40,837 --> 00:35:42,596
be loved, you
pushing people away

938
00:35:42,596 --> 00:35:44,757
before they get one
chance to hurt you.

939
00:35:44,757 --> 00:35:47,927
I mean, Kelly loved you,
but you didn't think so.

940
00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:49,476
And now Jennifer loves you.

941
00:35:49,476 --> 00:35:53,947
In fact, she is willing to have
sex with other women for you.

942
00:35:53,947 --> 00:35:56,406
Thomas, you have to
Realize that your family

943
00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:58,857
through the eyes of you
as a child is no longer there.

944
00:35:58,857 --> 00:35:59,406
Yes?

945
00:35:59,406 --> 00:36:01,807
Stop hearing
all those negative things

946
00:36:01,807 --> 00:36:04,187
your family said
for you and realize

947
00:36:04,187 --> 00:36:06,237
that when you were
a child, you consume

948
00:36:06,237 --> 00:36:09,777
the terrible negative
thoughts and part of you

949
00:36:09,777 --> 00:36:12,446
has made them your own thoughts.

950
00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:15,286
Actually Thomas, just
Realize that Jennifer is not

951
00:36:15,286 --> 00:36:17,787
your brothers and sisters or your father.

952
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,246
Thomas.

953
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:21,747
Thomas!

954
00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:23,586
Ah!

955
00:36:25,957 --> 00:36:26,596
Time is up.

956
00:36:28,276 --> 00:36:29,667
Wonderburger!

957
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:35,007
Wonderburger.

958
00:36:35,007 --> 00:36:35,817
Wait a minute.

959
00:36:35,817 --> 00:36:37,226
You get these prostitutes.

960
00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:38,877
Where do you get them from?

961
00:36:38,877 --> 00:36:39,606
Okay!

962
00:36:39,606 --> 00:36:42,877
I see Project Three-ways
back to work.

963
00:36:42,877 --> 00:36:46,096
Man, what a caliber
from slut you want?

964
00:36:46,096 --> 00:36:46,596
Don't know.

965
00:36:46,596 --> 00:36:47,356
Someone's name.

966
00:36:47,356 --> 00:36:49,566
No bland coke
whore or something.

967
00:36:49,566 --> 00:36:51,136
I know what you want, man.

968
00:36:51,136 --> 00:36:53,867
You want the park
Avenue variety, right?

969
00:36:53,867 --> 00:36:55,516
Guy.

970
00:36:55,516 --> 00:36:57,346
Wow!

971
00:36:57,346 --> 00:36:58,917
How many?

972
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,596
$700 per night.

973
00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:01,857
$700 a night?

974
00:37:01,857 --> 00:37:02,386
Are you joking?

975
00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:03,757
I
I love you too, honey.

976
00:37:03,757 --> 00:37:04,637
I love you too honey.

977
00:37:04,637 --> 00:37:06,837
Well, you want the
best, right?

978
00:37:06,837 --> 00:37:08,286
You don't want that
end with the sluts

979
00:37:08,286 --> 00:37:10,506
that I pop when I am
without cash, you too?

980
00:37:10,506 --> 00:37:11,006
No.

981
00:37:11,006 --> 00:37:12,416
No, that's okay.

982
00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:14,797
The latter had more
chest hair than me.

983
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:16,896
Think her name was Louie.

984
00:37:16,896 --> 00:37:18,637
Thomas Burns?

985
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:19,336
You're next.

986
00:37:19,336 --> 00:37:20,356
Oh!

987
00:37:20,356 --> 00:37:21,256
Okay, see you later.

988
00:37:21,757 --> 00:37:23,106
I was here first.

989
00:37:23,106 --> 00:37:24,056
Hi.

990
00:37:24,056 --> 00:37:25,016
Hi.

991
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,216
Hello guys.

992
00:37:30,216 --> 00:37:32,156
Thomas, this is Miranda.

993
00:37:32,156 --> 00:37:33,496
And this is Benjamin.

994
00:37:33,496 --> 00:37:35,026
Benhameen.

995
00:37:35,026 --> 00:37:36,086
Sorry.

996
00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:37,166
Hey, Benjamin.

997
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,506
Benhameen.

998
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,146
Oh sorry.

999
00:37:39,146 --> 00:37:40,346
How are you?

1000
00:37:40,346 --> 00:37:45,346
I want you to just start lei
your name for the camera.

1001
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:46,816
Okay, and just start.

1002
00:37:46,816 --> 00:37:47,646
Okay.

1003
00:37:47,646 --> 00:37:50,076
Look, there's two ways I
could deal with this, you know?

1004
00:37:50,076 --> 00:37:51,366
Is it okay if you try them both?

1005
00:37:51,366 --> 00:37:53,386
I'm sure
both choices

1006
00:37:53,386 --> 00:37:54,476
will just be so amazing.

1007
00:37:54,476 --> 00:37:56,146
But actually we have one
lots of people to run.

1008
00:37:56,146 --> 00:37:58,436
So just do your favorite.

1009
00:37:58,436 --> 00:38:00,716
Thomas, just follow your gut.

1010
00:38:00,716 --> 00:38:02,646
I loved your cell
telephone advertising.

1011
00:38:02,646 --> 00:38:04,515
Yeah, abandoned by a monkey?

1012
00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:06,146
Okay, can we get started please?

1013
00:38:06,146 --> 00:38:06,646
Thank you.

1014
00:38:06,646 --> 00:38:09,316
OK.

1015
00:38:11,465 --> 00:38:11,966
Hi.

1016
00:38:11,966 --> 00:38:12,866
My name is Thomas Burns.

1017
00:38:12,866 --> 00:38:14,966
My agent is Joseph Weiner.

1018
00:38:14,966 --> 00:38:16,696
Honey, where were you?

1019
00:38:16,696 --> 00:38:18,296
You know, that was me
drive home and me

1020
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,956
was trying to figure out how
I loved you much.

1021
00:38:19,956 --> 00:38:22,306
So I decided to take you with me
a little surprise at home.

1022
00:38:22,306 --> 00:38:23,286
Flowers?

1023
00:38:23,286 --> 00:38:24,056
Better than that.

1024
00:38:24,056 --> 00:38:24,556
Diamonds!

1025
00:38:24,556 --> 00:38:25,976
Better than that!

1026
00:38:25,976 --> 00:38:27,126
A new car!

1027
00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:28,136
Even better than that!

1028
00:38:28,136 --> 00:38:29,816
Honey, what could it be?

1029
00:38:29,816 --> 00:38:31,096
Wonder burgers!

1030
00:38:31,096 --> 00:38:32,636
Oh my god, Wonderburgers.

1031
00:38:32,636 --> 00:38:33,776
I love you.

1032
00:38:33,776 --> 00:38:35,056
I love you too.

1033
00:38:35,056 --> 00:38:36,405
Let's eat now!

1034
00:38:36,405 --> 00:38:37,066
And cut.

1035
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:37,986
Thank you.

1036
00:38:37,986 --> 00:38:38,616
How was I?

1037
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,206
You were great.

1038
00:38:40,206 --> 00:38:41,876
Thanks, Benhaymeen.

1039
00:38:41,876 --> 00:38:46,016
I mean it.

1040
00:38:46,016 --> 00:38:46,776
Sorry.

1041
00:38:46,776 --> 00:38:49,475
Greetings.

1042
00:38:49,475 --> 00:38:50,606
How did it go?

1043
00:38:50,606 --> 00:38:51,385
OK I guess.

1044
00:38:51,385 --> 00:38:52,506
Well, you never know.

1045
00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:53,435
Goodbye.

1046
00:38:53,435 --> 00:38:54,706
Oh Ern, Ern.

1047
00:38:54,706 --> 00:38:55,676
I have a tip for you.

1048
00:38:55,676 --> 00:38:56,546
Do you know the man in there?

1049
00:38:56,546 --> 00:38:58,285
He loves to be called
by his first name.

1050
00:38:58,285 --> 00:38:59,986
Which one is which?

1051
00:38:59,986 --> 00:39:01,646
Benjamin.

1052
00:39:01,646 --> 00:39:02,345
Thanks man.

1053
00:39:02,345 --> 00:39:03,076
Okay, be careful.

1054
00:39:03,076 --> 00:39:03,686
Success.

1055
00:39:03,686 --> 00:39:06,016
Benjamin.

1056
00:39:06,016 --> 00:39:10,175
Wonderburger.

1057
00:39:14,746 --> 00:39:16,886
So where did you get this from?
Whore number, huh?

1058
00:39:16,886 --> 00:39:18,986
Um, it's the place
Ernie always uses.

1059
00:39:18,986 --> 00:39:19,676
Ernie?

1060
00:39:19,676 --> 00:39:23,135
I don't want to have sex with
someone Ernie has been with.

1061
00:39:23,135 --> 00:39:23,636
Why?

1062
00:39:23,636 --> 00:39:26,115
He's a normal upright
bourgeois type.

1063
00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:26,836
Oh yeah, right.

1064
00:39:26,836 --> 00:39:28,035
He's with prostitutes!

1065
00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:28,536
Look.

1066
00:39:28,536 --> 00:39:30,375
Here, I have these numbers
from the Golden Pages.

1067
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,295
Choose one.

1068
00:39:31,295 --> 00:39:32,646
Oh, thank you, darling.

1069
00:39:32,646 --> 00:39:33,145
Mm.

1070
00:39:33,145 --> 00:39:34,596
Okay, fine.

1071
00:39:38,305 --> 00:39:39,025
Yes, hello.

1072
00:39:39,025 --> 00:39:42,185
Could I get one from you?
best built prostitutes?

1073
00:39:42,185 --> 00:39:45,025
Escorts, sorry.

1074
00:39:45,025 --> 00:39:46,005
Yes.

1075
00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:47,686
Hang in there.

1076
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:51,935
Do you want blonde, brunette,
black, white, Asian, Latina?

1077
00:39:51,935 --> 00:39:53,596
I don't care.

1078
00:39:53,596 --> 00:39:55,995
Well, well, I did
never had Asian.

1079
00:39:55,995 --> 00:39:57,865
But Latina sounds wonderful.

1080
00:39:57,865 --> 00:40:00,205
It's like you are
order takeaway!

1081
00:40:00,205 --> 00:40:01,285
Okay, you know what?

1082
00:40:01,285 --> 00:40:03,536
Whoever you can get
fastest here.

1083
00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:06,185
Okay, you have a role
time aerobics instructor?

1084
00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:06,915
Perfect!

1085
00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:09,865
Make sure they
bring a dental dam.

1086
00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:10,586
H-wait a minute.

1087
00:40:10,586 --> 00:40:11,315
A what?

1088
00:40:11,315 --> 00:40:12,185
A dental dam!

1089
00:40:12,185 --> 00:40:14,985
I don't want to get any diseases.

1090
00:40:14,985 --> 00:40:17,225
Can you bring a dental dam?

1091
00:40:17,225 --> 00:40:18,125
You don't have dental dams.

1092
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,516
What would that be for?

1093
00:40:19,516 --> 00:40:20,155
OK, I get it.

1094
00:40:20,155 --> 00:40:20,655
I understand.

1095
00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:21,516
Ooh!

1096
00:40:21,516 --> 00:40:22,585
Wait, can you wait a minute?

1097
00:40:22,585 --> 00:40:23,395
What?

1098
00:40:23,395 --> 00:40:25,665
Ask her to bring Saran wrap.

1099
00:40:25,665 --> 00:40:26,265
Saran wrap?

1100
00:40:26,265 --> 00:40:26,765
Yes.

1101
00:40:26,765 --> 00:40:27,625
Are you joking?

1102
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,565
No!

1103
00:40:28,565 --> 00:40:29,765
Do it!

1104
00:40:29,765 --> 00:40:33,315
Okay,
Can you pick up Saran wrap?

1105
00:40:33,315 --> 00:40:35,735
Look, I know you are
no supermarket.

1106
00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:38,945
I'll add an extra 50 dollars
if you bring Saran wrap.

1107
00:40:38,945 --> 00:40:39,615
Great.

1108
00:40:39,615 --> 00:40:41,215
Okay, my credit card
number is three--

1109
00:40:41,715 --> 00:40:43,025
Oh my god, wait a minute... I'm so sorry.

1110
00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:44,396
Wait a minute.

1111
00:40:44,396 --> 00:40:44,895
What?

1112
00:40:44,895 --> 00:40:46,765
And that's what they're going to do
know who we are!

1113
00:40:46,765 --> 00:40:47,845
Yes?

1114
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,615
So I don't want to
fuck me flyers are coming

1115
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,435
to my house for the
rest of my natural life.

1116
00:40:51,435 --> 00:40:53,005
Fuck me flyers?

1117
00:40:53,005 --> 00:40:56,155
Okay, it's me
just pay in cash.

1118
00:40:56,155 --> 00:40:58,955
Yes, the Edwards
Hotel, room 1904.

1119
00:40:58,955 --> 00:41:00,195
Thank you.

1120
00:41:00,195 --> 00:41:01,405
Bye.

1121
00:41:01,405 --> 00:41:02,775
I can't
I think I have a connection

1122
00:41:02,775 --> 00:41:04,745
Saran comes to pick us up
wrap from a deli.

1123
00:41:04,745 --> 00:41:08,695
Honey, that
weed has made me hungry.

1124
00:41:08,695 --> 00:41:10,885
Should I call her back and have that done
She gets some chicken cutlets

1125
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:11,925
while she's there?

1126
00:41:11,925 --> 00:41:12,745
Mm.

1127
00:41:13,565 --> 00:41:14,195
You are wasted.

1128
00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:18,955
Okay.

1129
00:41:18,955 --> 00:41:21,274
OK.

1130
00:41:21,274 --> 00:41:23,455
I need $100 for a tip.

1131
00:41:30,685 --> 00:41:32,104
Save the change, my friend.

1132
00:41:32,104 --> 00:41:33,065
I'm going to fuck!

1133
00:41:33,065 --> 00:41:35,395
And you only give me seven?

1134
00:41:35,395 --> 00:41:38,045
Ha, very funny!

1135
00:41:38,045 --> 00:41:39,365
Hello, I'm Sally.

1136
00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:40,935
Has anyone ordered Saran wrap?

1137
00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:42,335
H-hi.

1138
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:43,074
I'm Jennifer.

1139
00:41:43,074 --> 00:41:44,044
And this is Thomas.

1140
00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:44,545
Hello, Sally.

1141
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:45,465
- Hi.
- So nice to meet you.

1142
00:41:45,465 --> 00:41:46,495
I'm sorry about the Saran shawl.

1143
00:41:46,495 --> 00:41:47,775
We have never done this before.

1144
00:41:47,775 --> 00:41:48,715
We're a little nervous.

1145
00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:52,745
Listen, that's your wife
absolutely beautiful.

1146
00:41:52,745 --> 00:41:53,264
Relaxed.

1147
00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:54,655
This should be fun.

1148
00:41:54,655 --> 00:41:55,875
Would you like something to drink?

1149
00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:56,375
Certainly.

1150
00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:57,274
What's up with vodka and cranberry?

1151
00:41:57,274 --> 00:41:58,795
Sounds good.

1152
00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:01,485
So I'll pay you the $500 up
before or do I pay you later?

1153
00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:02,365
$500?

1154
00:42:02,365 --> 00:42:02,964
It's $800.

1155
00:42:03,705 --> 00:42:04,755
They told me $500.

1156
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:06,375
Did they tell you that?

1157
00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:07,164
No.

1158
00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:09,024
$500 is for one person.

1159
00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:11,844
If there are two people,
It will be $800.

1160
00:42:11,844 --> 00:42:13,284
You can't mean that.

1161
00:42:13,284 --> 00:42:13,785
Okay.

1162
00:42:13,785 --> 00:42:17,555
Hang on, I'll be right back.

1163
00:42:17,555 --> 00:42:18,964
Do you still want this?

1164
00:42:25,615 --> 00:42:27,044
Okay.

1165
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,104
Okay, she said $800.

1166
00:42:29,104 --> 00:42:31,475
I have $600.

1167
00:42:31,475 --> 00:42:34,214
Which means I need $200.

1168
00:42:34,214 --> 00:42:35,954
Oh, and then there's one more tip!

1169
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,495
Man, I'm so fucking drunk.

1170
00:42:38,495 --> 00:42:42,004
Well, a few more
dollar, that could be me too.

1171
00:42:44,754 --> 00:42:47,425
So you still see him?

1172
00:42:47,425 --> 00:42:48,574
No.

1173
00:42:48,574 --> 00:42:51,004
I haven't heard from him in weeks.

1174
00:42:51,004 --> 00:42:52,485
Do you think this was the job?

1175
00:42:52,485 --> 00:42:53,574
No.

1176
00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:55,455
That's how we met.

1177
00:42:55,455 --> 00:42:56,475
Never bothered him before.

1178
00:42:59,295 --> 00:42:59,794
Gentlemen.

1179
00:43:07,834 --> 00:43:09,734
Okay, let's party!

1180
00:43:09,734 --> 00:43:10,235
Oh!

1181
00:43:10,235 --> 00:43:10,734
Wow!

1182
00:43:10,734 --> 00:43:12,174
Hey, ho ho ho!

1183
00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:12,844
So what now?

1184
00:43:12,844 --> 00:43:13,424
Wow!

1185
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,484
Well, now we're going to undress.

1186
00:43:14,484 --> 00:43:16,484
We undress!

1187
00:43:16,484 --> 00:43:16,984
Oh!

1188
00:43:16,984 --> 00:43:19,484
It's okay.

1189
00:43:19,484 --> 00:43:20,614
What are you waiting for?

1190
00:43:20,614 --> 00:43:21,335
Come on, baby.

1191
00:43:21,335 --> 00:43:22,454
Give me kisses.

1192
00:43:22,454 --> 00:43:23,584
Mm.

1193
00:43:23,584 --> 00:43:24,484
Ah.

1194
00:43:24,484 --> 00:43:25,794
Oh.

1195
00:43:25,794 --> 00:43:27,164
Oh, no tongue.

1196
00:43:27,164 --> 00:43:27,674
No tongue?

1197
00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:28,174
Real?

1198
00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:30,154
Yes, security reasons.

1199
00:43:30,154 --> 00:43:31,564
And move on
is everything okay with my girlfriend?

1200
00:43:31,564 --> 00:43:32,414
Well, yes.

1201
00:43:32,414 --> 00:43:34,184
But not the $800
include that.

1202
00:43:34,184 --> 00:43:35,255
What does it mean?

1203
00:43:35,255 --> 00:43:39,404
Kissing, touching,
feeling, sexual intercourse.

1204
00:43:39,404 --> 00:43:40,784
And no cunnilingus?

1205
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:41,944
Well, that would be extra.

1206
00:43:41,944 --> 00:43:43,944
What the hell are you thinking
what was the Saran wrap for?

1207
00:43:43,944 --> 00:43:44,764
Don't know!

1208
00:43:44,764 --> 00:43:45,294
Chicken cutlets?

1209
00:43:45,294 --> 00:43:46,334
Oh boy!

1210
00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:46,834
You know what?

1211
00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:47,334
It's okay.

1212
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:48,104
I don't need it.

1213
00:43:48,104 --> 00:43:48,904
No no no no no no.

1214
00:43:48,904 --> 00:43:50,724
How much for everything?

1215
00:43:50,724 --> 00:43:52,424
$1000 for everything.

1216
00:43:52,424 --> 00:43:53,954
$1,000!

1217
00:43:53,954 --> 00:43:54,634
Okay, Jenn.

1218
00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:55,504
Just don't worry about it.

1219
00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:58,244
This whole experience can't do that
become enmeshed in limitations.

1220
00:43:58,244 --> 00:43:59,113
That would suck.

1221
00:43:59,113 --> 00:44:00,954
I thought you would have it
sex with a traffic policeman.

1222
00:44:00,954 --> 00:44:02,554
Okay, I'll be right back.

1223
00:44:02,554 --> 00:44:03,264
Stay here.

1224
00:44:03,264 --> 00:44:04,194
Get undressed more!

1225
00:44:09,804 --> 00:44:10,864
This girl is not a prostitute.

1226
00:44:10,864 --> 00:44:12,254
She's a damn thief.

1227
00:44:12,754 --> 00:44:14,414
What's happening?

1228
00:44:14,414 --> 00:44:15,624
Is the money gone?

1229
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:17,924
You're kidding!

1230
00:44:17,924 --> 00:44:19,814
This must be so
some mistake!

1231
00:44:19,814 --> 00:44:22,654
That also applied to your outfit.

1232
00:44:22,654 --> 00:44:24,123
Oh come on!

1233
00:44:24,123 --> 00:44:24,834
Come on!

1234
00:44:25,334 --> 00:44:25,923
Okay.

1235
00:44:25,923 --> 00:44:27,604
I have to go to another ATM.

1236
00:44:27,604 --> 00:44:28,434
Okay.

1237
00:44:28,434 --> 00:44:31,704
Taxi!

1238
00:44:31,704 --> 00:44:33,294
Are you kidding?

1239
00:44:33,294 --> 00:44:36,524
You dick!

1240
00:44:36,524 --> 00:44:37,023
Taxi!

1241
00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:40,144
Taxi!

1242
00:44:47,903 --> 00:44:50,073
I hope he gets here soon.

1243
00:44:50,073 --> 00:44:51,943
I have a bachelor
party at 12 noon.

1244
00:44:51,943 --> 00:44:52,504
Mm.

1245
00:44:52,504 --> 00:44:54,564
I wonder what
does it take that long?

1246
00:45:05,214 --> 00:45:06,554
What the world needs is love.

1247
00:45:06,554 --> 00:45:08,134
Much more love.

1248
00:45:08,134 --> 00:45:10,063
It sounds like that Hendrix song.

1249
00:45:10,063 --> 00:45:10,783
The Hendrik.

1250
00:45:10,783 --> 00:45:11,853
Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix?

1251
00:45:11,853 --> 00:45:14,753
He said let love rule.

1252
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,204
That was Lenny Kravitz.

1253
00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:17,094
Right.

1254
00:45:17,094 --> 00:45:18,623
I'm just saying
there is so much hate.

1255
00:45:18,623 --> 00:45:19,923
Instead, we need love.

1256
00:45:19,923 --> 00:45:20,963
Who are you, John Lennon?

1257
00:45:20,963 --> 00:45:23,114
No, I don't even
like the Stones.

1258
00:45:23,114 --> 00:45:24,254
He was in the Beatles!

1259
00:45:29,973 --> 00:45:31,883
Wake up!

1260
00:45:31,883 --> 00:45:32,384
Shrub.

1261
00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:34,983
Bush is the one who does that
brought with it all the hatred.

1262
00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:36,184
You know what I mean?

1263
00:45:36,184 --> 00:45:38,573
He's the, he, he's the dumbest
what I've ever seen in my life.

1264
00:45:38,573 --> 00:45:41,813
It's the first president we have
who I think I'm smarter than.

1265
00:45:41,813 --> 00:45:43,823
I'm not saying I am
a genius, but me

1266
00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:45,903
could take this man
in a Scrabble game.

1267
00:45:45,903 --> 00:45:48,164
You know?

1268
00:45:49,194 --> 00:45:49,923
Take him into Scrabble?

1269
00:45:49,923 --> 00:45:52,314
You can't take me two blocks
without falling asleep!

1270
00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:55,274
Bush is so money
hungry and oil-thirsty,

1271
00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:57,234
he's the one who is
causing all these problems.

1272
00:45:57,234 --> 00:45:59,323
He really is.

1273
00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:00,703
Okay, we're here.

1274
00:46:00,703 --> 00:46:01,273
Okay.

1275
00:46:01,273 --> 00:46:02,573
Dude, can you wait here?

1276
00:46:02,573 --> 00:46:03,693
I'll be right back.

1277
00:46:03,693 --> 00:46:05,563
Okay, but the
meter continues to run.

1278
00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:06,843
Yeah, not so much
like your mouth.

1279
00:46:14,593 --> 00:46:15,094
Cabbie!

1280
00:46:15,094 --> 00:46:16,023
Yes, I can't.

1281
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,513
I'm waiting for
the man at the cash machine.

1282
00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:18,203
Oh come on, dude.

1283
00:46:18,203 --> 00:46:18,973
You have to connect me.

1284
00:46:18,973 --> 00:46:19,963
How much is the meter?

1285
00:46:19,963 --> 00:46:21,393
It costs $5, but I can't do that.

1286
00:46:21,393 --> 00:46:22,983
I'll give you double
a lot if you let us in.

1287
00:46:22,983 --> 00:46:24,273
Come on, above the rate.

1288
00:46:24,273 --> 00:46:24,773
No.

1289
00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:25,603
I-it's wrong.

1290
00:46:25,603 --> 00:46:26,753
I'm waiting for the man.

1291
00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:27,483
I can't.

1292
00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:27,983
Clark!

1293
00:46:27,983 --> 00:46:29,193
Oh come on, man.

1294
00:46:29,193 --> 00:46:30,723
I never get one
taxi so late at night.

1295
00:46:30,723 --> 00:46:31,253
Do me a favor.

1296
00:46:31,253 --> 00:46:31,793
Listen to me.

1297
00:46:31,793 --> 00:46:33,293
I'll give you $20 first
You start the meter.

1298
00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:34,373
How does that sound?
- Okay.

1299
00:46:34,373 --> 00:46:35,483
Get in, get in.

1300
00:46:35,483 --> 00:46:36,453
To go!

1301
00:46:38,893 --> 00:46:40,353
Hi!

1302
00:46:40,353 --> 00:46:42,783
What, are you kidding?

1303
00:46:42,783 --> 00:46:44,733
Oh taxi driver, wake up!

1304
00:46:44,733 --> 00:46:45,703
Wake up, taxi driver!

1305
00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:46,203
Wake up!

1306
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:50,863
What's the weirdest thing?
has that ever happened to you?

1307
00:46:50,863 --> 00:46:56,683
Mm, one time a man asked
that I shit on his head.

1308
00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:58,273
Yes.

1309
00:46:58,273 --> 00:46:59,703
Oh!

1310
00:46:59,703 --> 00:47:00,603
Oh.

1311
00:47:01,503 --> 00:47:03,343
Oh god, how can you eat that?

1312
00:47:03,343 --> 00:47:06,213
That spicy food would have done that
I run to the bathroom.

1313
00:47:06,213 --> 00:47:06,713
You're kidding?

1314
00:47:06,713 --> 00:47:08,033
I have one of those
cast iron stomachs.

1315
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:09,803
Oh, you're lucky.

1316
00:47:09,803 --> 00:47:10,932
No, I'm a man, honey.

1317
00:47:10,932 --> 00:47:12,483
My stomach is built for war.

1318
00:47:12,483 --> 00:47:17,792
Oh, you are
gonna regret it.

1319
00:47:18,733 --> 00:47:20,373
Oh my God.

1320
00:47:20,373 --> 00:47:22,653
Oh God!

1321
00:47:22,653 --> 00:47:23,593
Oh!

1322
00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:25,053
Staff!

1323
00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:25,742
Stop!

1324
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:26,243
Help help!

1325
00:47:26,243 --> 00:47:27,023
Oh!

1326
00:47:27,023 --> 00:47:27,523
Stop!

1327
00:47:27,523 --> 00:47:28,433
Let go!

1328
00:47:28,433 --> 00:47:29,433
Staff!

1329
00:47:29,433 --> 00:47:30,413
Oh God!

1330
00:47:30,413 --> 00:47:31,413
This is terrible.

1331
00:47:31,413 --> 00:47:32,403
Let go!

1332
00:47:52,243 --> 00:47:54,722
Ooh!

1333
00:48:33,402 --> 00:48:37,163
Oh!

1334
00:48:37,163 --> 00:48:38,522
Curious what she ate?

1335
00:48:41,153 --> 00:48:42,073
Oh no.

1336
00:48:45,482 --> 00:48:46,382
Holy shit!

1337
00:48:56,332 --> 00:48:57,312
Oh no!

1338
00:49:00,262 --> 00:49:01,262
Hello?

1339
00:49:01,262 --> 00:49:02,252
Excuse me.

1340
00:49:02,252 --> 00:49:03,953
Sick
I'll be gone in a minute!

1341
00:49:09,282 --> 00:49:11,622
Ugh!

1342
00:49:11,622 --> 00:49:12,122
Sorry!

1343
00:49:12,122 --> 00:49:13,082
Wait a minute!

1344
00:49:13,082 --> 00:49:14,422
You're not even in a wheelchair!

1345
00:49:14,422 --> 00:49:17,702
At
some bad things.

1346
00:49:17,702 --> 00:49:19,272
WOMAN
Come on, already!

1347
00:49:22,152 --> 00:49:23,092
Ah!

1348
00:49:23,092 --> 00:49:23,592
Shit!

1349
00:49:23,592 --> 00:49:25,462
Get out of there already!

1350
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:28,802
I will be
out immediately!

1351
00:49:33,562 --> 00:49:34,062
Oh!

1352
00:49:34,062 --> 00:49:34,962
Come on!

1353
00:49:34,962 --> 00:49:36,022
Just give me a break!

1354
00:49:39,902 --> 00:49:40,882
Come on!

1355
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:47,962
Hello?

1356
00:49:52,252 --> 00:49:53,152
Come on!

1357
00:49:53,152 --> 00:49:55,012
I need to poop!

1358
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,892
Oh!

1359
00:50:10,142 --> 00:50:13,132
I mean, do you ever think?
why the national debt

1360
00:50:13,132 --> 00:50:14,772
is getting higher?

1361
00:50:14,772 --> 00:50:16,512
Don't you think so?
the president just

1362
00:50:16,512 --> 00:50:21,472
Tax everyone another $1, that's what we would do
just wipe everything away?

1363
00:50:21,472 --> 00:50:22,452
Hmm.

1364
00:50:36,441 --> 00:50:36,942
Hello.

1365
00:50:41,092 --> 00:50:43,792
Hello.

1366
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,172
Hey dude, let me
ask you something.

1367
00:50:45,172 --> 00:50:48,962
If I say hello, why can't I?
Do you respond with hello?

1368
00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:50,962
Is that so damn hard?

1369
00:50:50,962 --> 00:50:54,092
Is it going to screw you up?
all damn night?

1370
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,082
Hello.

1371
00:50:56,082 --> 00:50:57,262
There.

1372
00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:58,162
Did that hurt your tonsils?

1373
00:51:00,842 --> 00:51:02,551
You must have had a bad night.

1374
00:51:02,551 --> 00:51:03,391
Yes that's me!

1375
00:51:03,391 --> 00:51:04,762
You're very observant, Sherlock.

1376
00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:05,772
Isn't that you?

1377
00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:07,042
Who is this, your partner?

1378
00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:07,621
Mute Watson?

1379
00:51:07,621 --> 00:51:09,152
Do you speak?

1380
00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:10,191
Will you?

1381
00:51:10,191 --> 00:51:11,491
Or do you communicate
telepathic?

1382
00:51:11,491 --> 00:51:15,401
Because if you do, you could too
Do you hear what I'm thinking now?

1383
00:51:19,221 --> 00:51:21,952
He says you can go
Fuck yourself too.

1384
00:51:21,952 --> 00:51:23,802
How did he do that?
Do you know that's what I thought?

1385
00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:35,341
What's happening?

1386
00:51:35,341 --> 00:51:36,962
Honey, she has to go.

1387
00:51:36,962 --> 00:51:37,481
I'm sorry.

1388
00:51:37,481 --> 00:51:38,111
It took too long.

1389
00:51:38,111 --> 00:51:39,011
What the hell is this?

1390
00:51:39,011 --> 00:51:40,131
You know what?

1391
00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:40,631
It's really okay.

1392
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:42,631
I'm getting a bit tired of it.

1393
00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:43,281
What?

1394
00:51:43,281 --> 00:51:44,651
Just relax.

1395
00:51:44,651 --> 00:51:45,151
Relaxed?

1396
00:51:45,151 --> 00:51:46,912
I was just completely done
Manhattan gets cash!

1397
00:51:46,912 --> 00:51:48,401
Look, I have to go.

1398
00:51:48,401 --> 00:51:49,621
I'm sorry.

1399
00:51:49,621 --> 00:51:51,111
Do you have my $500?

1400
00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:51,752
$500?

1401
00:51:51,752 --> 00:51:52,971
Are you joking?

1402
00:51:52,971 --> 00:51:56,001
Hey, it's not my fault
you didn't have the money.

1403
00:51:56,001 --> 00:51:57,431
Just pay her.

1404
00:51:57,431 --> 00:52:01,021
Oh my God!

1405
00:52:01,021 --> 00:52:01,772
Bye.

1406
00:52:01,772 --> 00:52:03,802
Be safe.

1407
00:52:03,802 --> 00:52:05,421
So that's it, huh?

1408
00:52:05,421 --> 00:52:06,151
You know what, honey?

1409
00:52:06,151 --> 00:52:07,281
It's okay.

1410
00:52:07,281 --> 00:52:09,011
We will do this another time.

1411
00:52:09,011 --> 00:52:09,881
Jesus Christ, this is stupid!

1412
00:52:09,881 --> 00:52:11,441
Honey, it's kinda funny
if you think about it.

1413
00:52:11,441 --> 00:52:12,091
It's kinda funny?

1414
00:52:12,091 --> 00:52:13,561
I just wiped my ass with $100!

1415
00:52:13,561 --> 00:52:15,171
I thought it was $500.

1416
00:52:15,171 --> 00:52:16,881
Damn only ATMs
give you twenty.

1417
00:52:16,881 --> 00:52:18,881
Come on, cheer up.

1418
00:52:18,881 --> 00:52:20,911
We'll fix this
one of these days.

1419
00:52:20,911 --> 00:52:22,361
Come on, let's get crazy.

1420
00:52:22,361 --> 00:52:22,961
Oh yes?

1421
00:52:22,961 --> 00:52:24,031
How much will it cost me?

1422
00:52:24,031 --> 00:52:26,361
Come on!

1423
00:52:37,771 --> 00:52:39,251
Mm.

1424
00:52:42,191 --> 00:52:43,651
I don't know, Thomas.

1425
00:52:43,651 --> 00:52:46,911
I've been thinking, maybe I
needs to calm down, start

1426
00:52:46,911 --> 00:52:47,791
a family.

1427
00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:48,921
A family?

1428
00:52:48,921 --> 00:52:50,931
Gee Ern, what caused this?

1429
00:52:56,011 --> 00:52:56,941
Hey.

1430
00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:58,781
Yeah, I don't know.

1431
00:52:58,781 --> 00:52:59,991
I'm not getting any younger.

1432
00:52:59,991 --> 00:53:02,211
My mother loves
bother me with spawning.

1433
00:53:02,211 --> 00:53:04,480
Ernie, do you ever do anything?
that your mother doesn't do that

1434
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,480
tell you what to do?

1435
00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:07,251
Hi!

1436
00:53:12,091 --> 00:53:13,311
Naturally.

1437
00:53:13,311 --> 00:53:14,111
Like?

1438
00:53:14,111 --> 00:53:14,711
Don't know.

1439
00:53:14,711 --> 00:53:17,881
She wanted me to become a doctor
or a lawyer and I don't.

1440
00:53:17,881 --> 00:53:19,871
That's because you have it
a 400 on your SATs.

1441
00:53:19,871 --> 00:53:23,310
450, prick.

1442
00:53:23,310 --> 00:53:24,901
I have a big date tonight.

1443
00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:25,611
Oh yes?

1444
00:53:25,611 --> 00:53:26,811
How much does she ask?

1445
00:53:26,811 --> 00:53:27,881
Actually, it's not a real date.

1446
00:53:27,881 --> 00:53:30,340
It's one of those Jewish ones
singles dating things.

1447
00:53:34,350 --> 00:53:35,101
What the fuck?

1448
00:53:35,101 --> 00:53:35,821
Wow!

1449
00:53:37,911 --> 00:53:38,811
Let's just go past the hole.

1450
00:53:38,811 --> 00:53:40,380
She will never make it there.

1451
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:42,711
Leave it so cheap
public golf course

1452
00:53:42,711 --> 00:53:45,170
to work with us
the ying yang twins.

1453
00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:46,510
Hello Ernie, Jennifer
and I go

1454
00:53:46,510 --> 00:53:47,781
go to Darla
play tonight.

1455
00:53:47,781 --> 00:53:48,480
You want to come?

1456
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,380
No, man.

1457
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:51,510
I've got that Jewish bachelor thing going on.

1458
00:53:52,011 --> 00:53:52,941
Aa!

1459
00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,961
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1460
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,551
Hey, yell at me, I will
damn [VOICE INTERRUPT].

1461
00:54:03,551 --> 00:54:04,911
Calm down, Ernie.

1462
00:54:04,911 --> 00:54:05,410
Calm down!

1463
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:08,400
Crazy!

1464
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:15,390
Nobody's going to tell
me how to make a new friend.

1465
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:23,870
I am alone.

1466
00:54:34,850 --> 00:54:35,850
Thank you.

1467
00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:38,340
Good night.

1468
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,090
Isn't she wonderful?

1469
00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:41,430
Yes, she was doing well.

1470
00:54:41,430 --> 00:54:42,691
I'm kidding.

1471
00:54:42,691 --> 00:54:43,370
She was great.

1472
00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:43,900
I need a drink.

1473
00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:45,160
Come on.

1474
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:45,661
Okay.

1475
00:54:52,470 --> 00:54:54,470
Hey man, got a Guinness?

1476
00:54:54,470 --> 00:54:55,860
A Guinness.

1477
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:59,820
Um, uh, I don't know... Tom!

1478
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:00,840
Tom Brands.

1479
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,340
Yes.

1480
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,150
Yes it's me.

1481
00:55:03,150 --> 00:55:04,491
Dorman Howell.

1482
00:55:04,491 --> 00:55:05,190
Oh, Dorman Howell!

1483
00:55:05,190 --> 00:55:06,420
How you doing, man?

1484
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:07,270
I'm fine, man.
Everthing okay?

1485
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:08,230
- How are you?
- I'm fine, man.

1486
00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:09,430
This is mine
friend, Jennifer.

1487
00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:10,770
Hello there, nice to meet you.

1488
00:55:10,770 --> 00:55:11,900
Hello there, yourself.

1489
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,370
Are you enjoying the show?

1490
00:55:13,370 --> 00:55:13,870
Yes.

1491
00:55:13,870 --> 00:55:14,420
Oh!

1492
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:15,630
Yeah, she was great, man.

1493
00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:16,390
She's really good.

1494
00:55:16,390 --> 00:55:17,230
I dig it, I dig it.

1495
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:20,000
Hey, do you want
Would you like to meet her?

1496
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,290
I'm friends with her.

1497
00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:21,880
Go away!

1498
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,650
No!

1499
00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:23,600
Are you friends with her?

1500
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:23,860
Yes!

1501
00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:24,820
You have a boyfriend?

1502
00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:26,140
I have one.

1503
00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:26,660
God!

1504
00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:28,160
He was hated inside
high school.

1505
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,940
He's going to get us backstage!

1506
00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:30,880
Except for you.

1507
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:31,800
Thanks for reminding.

1508
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:33,340
Do you want backstage?

1509
00:55:33,340 --> 00:55:33,840
Yes.

1510
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,680
Yes!

1511
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,520
Certainly.

1512
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,150
Now come on.

1513
00:55:36,150 --> 00:55:36,780
Let me introduce you.

1514
00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:37,810
Oh my God!

1515
00:55:37,810 --> 00:55:38,780
Let's go.

1516
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:40,330
Look, you owe me this.

1517
00:55:40,330 --> 00:55:41,300
I know!

1518
00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:45,750
Hi!

1519
00:55:48,230 --> 00:55:51,200
Hi, .

1520
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,950
Darla, come here for a moment.

1521
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,369
Darla, this is Jennifer and Tom.

1522
00:55:54,369 --> 00:55:55,279
They're friends of mine.

1523
00:55:55,279 --> 00:55:55,780
Hi.

1524
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:56,379
Hello, Darla.

1525
00:55:56,379 --> 00:55:56,880
Hi.

1526
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,249
Big fan.

1527
00:55:58,249 --> 00:55:59,190
Thank you.
Thanks for coming.

1528
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,399
Oh, it's great to meet you.

1529
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,379
Yes you too.

1530
00:56:01,379 --> 00:56:02,700
Thanks for coming.

1531
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:04,960
Darla, Tom is old
college friend of mine.

1532
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,490
You may recognize him from
the Sprint PCS commercials.

1533
00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:09,309
Yes, I'm the guy who does that
calls a monkey.

1534
00:56:09,309 --> 00:56:10,359
Oh of course!

1535
00:56:10,359 --> 00:56:13,540
Yes, as you saw it!

1536
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:14,500
Not really.

1537
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,620
I didn't think so!

1538
00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:16,460
I don't think so either.

1539
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:16,960
Drinks?

1540
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,680
Do you ladies like a drink?

1541
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,259
Oh yes.

1542
00:56:19,259 --> 00:56:19,760
We would.

1543
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,530
Are you calling me a lady?

1544
00:56:20,530 --> 00:56:21,630
DORMAN
I think it's me.

1545
00:56:21,630 --> 00:56:22,500
Yes, I'll have a beer.

1546
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,000
Are you buying?

1547
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:23,940
Oh, you're such a cheapie!

1548
00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:24,440
OK.

1549
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,139
Oh good, good. 'Cause
I have no money.

1550
00:56:26,139 --> 00:56:26,710
Oh God.

1551
00:56:26,710 --> 00:56:27,359
Wild turkey.

1552
00:56:27,359 --> 00:56:28,029
Hello?

1553
00:56:28,029 --> 00:56:28,570
Oh yes, yes.

1554
00:56:28,570 --> 00:56:29,710
What she eats.

1555
00:56:29,710 --> 00:56:30,680
Oh, well really?

1556
00:56:35,039 --> 00:56:38,860
I have to tell you, you
were really great tonight.

1557
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:41,969
Thank you.

1558
00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:43,760
So how long you
been to Thomas?

1559
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,979
Oh, like six months.

1560
00:56:45,979 --> 00:56:46,999
Wow, six months.

1561
00:56:46,999 --> 00:56:47,500
Long time.

1562
00:56:48,630 --> 00:56:49,860
Good for you.

1563
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:51,869
Are you faithful?

1564
00:56:51,869 --> 00:56:54,029
Well, you know, us
have an arrangement.

1565
00:56:54,029 --> 00:56:54,979
Sort of.

1566
00:56:54,979 --> 00:56:58,209
Real?  What, so
are you allowed to cheat?

1567
00:56:58,209 --> 00:56:59,009
No.

1568
00:56:59,009 --> 00:57:05,009
But uh, we, he, we
being with other women.

1569
00:57:05,009 --> 00:57:05,919
DARLA

1570
00:57:05,919 --> 00:57:07,650
At least we would like to be.

1571
00:57:07,650 --> 00:57:10,530
Well, it really sounds like one
good arrangement for him.

1572
00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:11,139
Mm.

1573
00:57:11,139 --> 00:57:13,490
I hope you will be
also with other men.

1574
00:57:13,490 --> 00:57:15,019
Um, not exactly.

1575
00:57:16,719 --> 00:57:18,759
Well, it sounds like he is
got the better end of the deal

1576
00:57:18,759 --> 00:57:20,829
then, huh?

1577
00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:24,229
In fact, I know he has
the better end of the deal.

1578
00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:43,059
Do you want to hear my
impression of Yoda?

1579
00:57:43,059 --> 00:57:43,629
Mm hmm.

1580
00:57:43,629 --> 00:57:45,999
Mm,
a Jedi you are!

1581
00:57:47,410 --> 00:57:50,199
Do you want to hear my impression of
Grover from Sesame Street?

1582
00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:51,099
Uh huh.

1583
00:57:51,099 --> 00:57:52,699
Mm,
a Jedi you are!

1584
00:57:53,479 --> 00:57:53,979
You got it?

1585
00:57:53,979 --> 00:57:54,729
It's the same man.

1586
00:57:54,729 --> 00:57:55,229
You got it?

1587
00:57:57,079 --> 00:57:59,879
Oh, I'm such an idiot.

1588
00:57:59,879 --> 00:58:00,979
Hey, Darla.

1589
00:58:00,979 --> 00:58:01,999
Hi.

1590
00:58:01,999 --> 00:58:03,370
Hey, when's yours?
album coming out?

1591
00:58:03,370 --> 00:58:04,370
Don't know.

1592
00:58:04,370 --> 00:58:05,709
A few months, I think.

1593
00:58:05,709 --> 00:58:07,049
Oh, so exciting.

1594
00:58:07,049 --> 00:58:07,909
Yes.

1595
00:58:07,909 --> 00:58:09,579
Yes, I like that
last song you did.

1596
00:58:09,579 --> 00:58:10,369
Ohh.

1597
00:58:10,369 --> 00:58:10,869
Thank you.

1598
00:58:10,869 --> 00:58:12,559
I think I could sing
the chorus of it.

1599
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:13,559
No!

1600
00:58:13,559 --> 00:58:14,439
No.

1601
00:58:15,999 --> 00:58:17,879
I always thought that I
was a good singer.

1602
00:58:17,879 --> 00:58:18,399
Oh come on.

1603
00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:19,199
You know what, guys?

1604
00:58:19,199 --> 00:58:20,559
Let's go.

1605
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:24,009
You want to come back to my
take a seat and have a drink?

1606
00:58:24,009 --> 00:58:25,319
Hey.

1607
00:58:25,319 --> 00:58:25,819
Yes.

1608
00:58:25,819 --> 00:58:26,509
Yesssssssssssssssssssss..

1609
00:58:26,509 --> 00:58:27,009
Come on.

1610
00:58:27,009 --> 00:58:27,509
Let's go.

1611
00:58:31,749 --> 00:58:32,869
Okay.

1612
00:58:32,869 --> 00:58:35,639
Okay, so there's that
drinks there.

1613
00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:37,269
It has joints
the coffee table.

1614
00:58:37,269 --> 00:58:38,699
And I'm going to clean up.

1615
00:58:38,699 --> 00:58:41,369
I will come back.

1616
00:58:41,369 --> 00:58:42,769
Man, this is awesome!

1617
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:46,029
Such a nice place.

1618
00:58:46,029 --> 00:58:48,429
God!

1619
00:58:48,429 --> 00:58:50,269
So how cool is this?

1620
00:58:50,269 --> 00:58:52,689
A Darla lighter.

1621
00:58:52,689 --> 00:58:54,279
I wonder how much I can do
get this on eBay?

1622
00:58:54,279 --> 00:58:55,809
Thomas Burns, put that back!

1623
00:58:55,809 --> 00:58:57,138
Put that back!

1624
00:58:57,138 --> 00:58:58,469
Oh my!

1625
00:58:58,469 --> 00:58:59,689
I think we should smoke, huh?

1626
00:58:59,689 --> 00:59:02,439
When a gay man gets a proctology
exam, is that, I mean is,

1627
00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:03,529
Is that foreplay?

1628
00:59:03,529 --> 00:59:05,509
It's good for.

1629
00:59:23,189 --> 00:59:27,319
So Thomas, Jennifer tells me
of your little arrangement.

1630
00:59:30,209 --> 00:59:32,818
And it sounds
very interesting.

1631
00:59:32,818 --> 00:59:34,349
Regulation?

1632
00:59:34,349 --> 00:59:35,299
Yes.

1633
00:59:35,299 --> 00:59:38,968
I mean, I already wanted it
Fuck your girlfriend all night long.

1634
00:59:38,968 --> 00:59:44,619
If that means I have to fuck
you too, well, I'll take it.

1635
00:59:44,619 --> 00:59:45,619
Real?

1636
00:59:45,619 --> 00:59:47,279
You are serious?

1637
00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,259
Uh huh.

1638
00:59:51,189 --> 00:59:54,579
Do you want
Watch me kiss her?

1639
00:59:54,579 --> 00:59:55,078
Fuck yeah.

1640
01:00:11,459 --> 01:00:12,449
Oh boy!

1641
01:00:24,379 --> 01:00:24,878
Oh!

1642
01:00:30,838 --> 01:00:31,339
Wow!

1643
01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:52,209
Oh my God!

1644
01:01:56,238 --> 01:01:58,098
Seven times.

1645
01:01:58,098 --> 01:01:59,558
It must be something
kind of record.

1646
01:02:02,418 --> 01:02:05,418
Seven times.

1647
01:02:05,418 --> 01:02:06,827
That was great.

1648
01:02:06,827 --> 01:02:09,288
God, Darla is just so cute!

1649
01:02:09,288 --> 01:02:11,807
She has that amazing body!

1650
01:02:11,807 --> 01:02:13,927
Did
Do I just say that out loud?

1651
01:02:13,927 --> 01:02:15,807
What an idiot!

1652
01:02:15,807 --> 01:02:17,398
Oh, TMI!

1653
01:02:17,398 --> 01:02:19,558
Did I just say TMI?

1654
01:02:19,558 --> 01:02:21,977
Oh, how gay am I?

1655
01:02:21,977 --> 01:02:23,448
Fuses.

1656
01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:24,857
What?

1657
01:02:24,857 --> 01:02:28,158
What's going on?

1658
01:02:28,158 --> 01:02:30,697
What's going on?

1659
01:02:30,697 --> 01:02:33,587
Nothing.

1660
01:02:33,587 --> 01:02:34,478
What do you mean by nothing?

1661
01:02:34,478 --> 01:02:35,388
Something's bothering you.

1662
01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:37,637
Tell me what it is.

1663
01:02:37,637 --> 01:02:38,957
You were all over her tonight.

1664
01:02:38,957 --> 01:02:41,058
I might as well not do it
I've even been there.

1665
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:41,907
Oh come on!

1666
01:02:41,907 --> 01:02:43,058
That was, that's ridiculous!

1667
01:02:43,058 --> 01:02:46,358
No now, now you go
about how hot she is

1668
01:02:46,358 --> 01:02:48,517
and how perfect is her body!

1669
01:02:48,517 --> 01:02:49,937
Jenn, just perfect for us!

1670
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:52,897
I mean, you know, for the
first time doing this.

1671
01:02:52,897 --> 01:02:54,517
Come on, I mean you
You know, I just said...

1672
01:02:54,517 --> 01:02:56,108
Um, I mean, how
we got lucky

1673
01:02:56,108 --> 01:02:57,308
to be the first
girl, is this cute?

1674
01:02:57,308 --> 01:02:58,038
That's all I'm saying.

1675
01:02:58,038 --> 01:02:59,108
Do you want to keep talking?

1676
01:02:59,108 --> 01:02:59,927
Real?

1677
01:02:59,927 --> 01:03:01,887
No, I'm just saying!

1678
01:03:01,887 --> 01:03:03,937
Look, I'm sorry.

1679
01:03:03,937 --> 01:03:05,118
I'm very sorry.

1680
01:03:05,118 --> 01:03:06,278
It was only the first time.

1681
01:03:06,278 --> 01:03:07,887
I got excited.

1682
01:03:07,887 --> 01:03:08,907
I'm an idiot.

1683
01:03:08,907 --> 01:03:11,138
I promise.

1684
01:03:11,138 --> 01:03:14,517
Me, please don't make me beg.

1685
01:03:14,517 --> 01:03:16,267
I love you.

1686
01:03:16,267 --> 01:03:17,767
I'm an idiot.

1687
01:03:17,767 --> 01:03:19,397
I promise, I'm an asshole!

1688
01:03:19,397 --> 01:03:20,687
How do you say that in Jewish?

1689
01:03:20,687 --> 01:03:21,547
I'm a villain!

1690
01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:22,397
Please help me.

1691
01:03:22,397 --> 01:03:23,787
Oh, stop it.

1692
01:03:23,787 --> 01:03:24,928
Okay, shut up!

1693
01:03:24,928 --> 01:03:26,357
So,
its you and jennifer

1694
01:03:26,357 --> 01:03:28,998
Are you going to see Darla again?

1695
01:03:28,998 --> 01:03:30,797
We pretty much have his
arrange for us to be alone

1696
01:03:30,797 --> 01:03:32,088
I should be with a girl sometime.

1697
01:03:32,088 --> 01:03:34,177
But Darla was great, man.

1698
01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:36,557
An ordinary professional.

1699
01:03:36,557 --> 01:03:38,517
I see.

1700
01:03:38,517 --> 01:03:39,467
What about you, Derek?

1701
01:03:39,467 --> 01:03:43,107
I mean, you too
have a girlfriend?

1702
01:03:43,107 --> 01:03:45,607
Well, this isn't it
about me, Tomas.

1703
01:03:45,607 --> 01:03:52,487
But no, I didn't find that
special someone lately.

1704
01:04:01,447 --> 01:04:04,017
Well, it comes to this
will be around that time, so...

1705
01:04:04,017 --> 01:04:07,377
Hey, Darla called.

1706
01:04:07,377 --> 01:04:10,647
She wanna hang out tonight
maybe something to drink?

1707
01:04:10,647 --> 01:04:11,977
Yes!

1708
01:04:11,977 --> 01:04:12,557
What?

1709
01:04:12,557 --> 01:04:13,687
Uh, uh, nothing.

1710
01:04:13,687 --> 01:04:16,337
I just eat something, you know
people in the gym here.

1711
01:04:16,337 --> 01:04:17,737
Real?

1712
01:04:17,737 --> 01:04:20,127
I mean, I know it is
breaking rule number one.

1713
01:04:20,127 --> 01:04:24,777
But um, I don't do that
it's a shame if you don't.

1714
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,007
I have no problem with it.

1715
01:04:26,007 --> 01:04:27,347
Unless of course you do?

1716
01:04:27,347 --> 01:04:28,617
No, I haven't
a problem with it.

1717
01:04:28,617 --> 01:04:29,447
Oh!

1718
01:04:29,447 --> 01:04:31,527
I told Ernie I would meet
him for a few drinks.

1719
01:04:31,527 --> 01:04:32,187
Ohh.

1720
01:04:32,187 --> 01:04:33,746
Is it okay if he
came for a while?

1721
01:04:33,746 --> 01:04:34,877
Don't worry, he can't stay long.

1722
01:04:34,877 --> 01:04:35,377
Fine.

1723
01:04:41,217 --> 01:04:45,597
Yes, it was very difficult to do that
have some serious relationships

1724
01:04:45,597 --> 01:04:47,277
while I'm on the road.

1725
01:04:47,277 --> 01:04:49,177
Mm.

1726
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,587
Who better to come?
lines, men or women?

1727
01:04:54,247 --> 01:04:57,267
Well, I really do
wouldn't know, because

1728
01:04:57,267 --> 01:04:59,746
I'm too busy coming
on to the women.

1729
01:05:02,696 --> 01:05:05,427
Nice, but what about the men?

1730
01:05:05,427 --> 01:05:05,977
The men?

1731
01:05:05,977 --> 01:05:07,247
Uh-huh, uh-uh.

1732
01:05:07,247 --> 01:05:10,187
Oh please, the men!

1733
01:05:10,187 --> 01:05:11,626
God, I don't think so
they really care

1734
01:05:11,626 --> 01:05:13,776
about something else
except their own penis.

1735
01:05:14,586 --> 01:05:15,756
Damn that place
was way too loud.

1736
01:05:15,756 --> 01:05:16,746
I couldn't even hear myself.

1737
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,746
You know my father was deaf
his right ear, which is weird

1738
01:05:18,746 --> 01:05:20,676
because that's the ear
always wanted me to talk about it.

1739
01:05:20,676 --> 01:05:21,546
I don't like loud music.

1740
01:05:21,546 --> 01:05:22,566
This is how you get tinnitus.

1741
01:05:22,566 --> 01:05:23,546
That is a constant
ringing in your ears

1742
01:05:23,546 --> 01:05:25,377
that can lead to deafness,
which would just be terrible.

1743
01:05:25,377 --> 01:05:27,017
So how does one do that
Do you get this tinnitus?

1744
01:05:27,017 --> 01:05:27,967
Loud music.

1745
01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:28,716
I just told you!

1746
01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:30,047
Aren't you listening?
to what I say?

1747
01:05:30,047 --> 01:05:31,476
Don't worry, I'm not angry.
I am a very forgiving person.

1748
01:05:31,476 --> 01:05:33,847
My father told me I was
a very forgiving person.

1749
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,177
Hey, how are you?

1750
01:05:35,177 --> 01:05:35,927
Oh!

1751
01:05:35,927 --> 01:05:36,626
Hey, beep!

1752
01:05:36,626 --> 01:05:37,187
What's happening?

1753
01:05:38,396 --> 01:05:38,897
Mm.

1754
01:05:38,897 --> 01:05:39,766
Am I late?

1755
01:05:39,766 --> 01:05:40,857
It's 10 o'clock.

1756
01:05:40,857 --> 01:05:41,726
No no no no.

1757
01:05:41,726 --> 01:05:44,177
We arrived here early.

1758
01:05:44,177 --> 01:05:44,676
How early?

1759
01:05:44,676 --> 01:05:46,526
Two this afternoon?

1760
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:47,446
Like 8:30 am.

1761
01:05:47,446 --> 01:05:49,546
She came home from rehearsal early.

1762
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:50,147
Ah.

1763
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:52,306
Hi Darla, this is it
my good friend Ernie.

1764
01:05:52,306 --> 01:05:53,276
Hi.

1765
01:05:53,276 --> 01:05:53,777
Hi.

1766
01:05:53,777 --> 01:05:54,276
Mm hmm.

1767
01:05:56,226 --> 01:05:57,097
I'm hungry.

1768
01:05:57,097 --> 01:05:58,186
Can we get something to eat?

1769
01:05:58,186 --> 01:06:00,376
Oh well, about that
our conversation,

1770
01:06:00,376 --> 01:06:01,406
but their stomachs before that.

1771
01:06:02,837 --> 01:06:03,336
What?

1772
01:06:03,336 --> 01:06:04,286
Nothing, tiger.

1773
01:06:04,286 --> 01:06:04,787
No no no.

1774
01:06:04,787 --> 01:06:05,376
What?
What?

1775
01:06:05,376 --> 01:06:06,326
You, no.
I have to go to the ladies' room.

1776
01:06:06,326 --> 01:06:07,176
I really have to go.

1777
01:06:07,176 --> 01:06:08,126
Oh, .

1778
01:06:08,126 --> 01:06:09,057
Do you want to come?

1779
01:06:09,057 --> 01:06:09,847
- I will come.
-Oh, let's go.

1780
01:06:09,847 --> 01:06:10,516
Goodbye.
.

1781
01:06:10,516 --> 01:06:12,506
Okay, have fun.

1782
01:06:12,506 --> 01:06:18,326
I can't wait to show it
her Ernie, Jr. She's hot.

1783
01:06:18,326 --> 01:06:19,126
She is.

1784
01:06:19,126 --> 01:06:22,296
What kind of look is that?

1785
01:06:22,296 --> 01:06:23,196
Nothing.

1786
01:06:23,196 --> 01:06:24,186
What?

1787
01:06:24,186 --> 01:06:25,897
That guy Ernie
is quite strange.

1788
01:06:25,897 --> 01:06:28,767
He keeps staring at me
this stupid smile on his face.

1789
01:06:31,466 --> 01:06:33,546
Get the fuck out of here.

1790
01:06:33,546 --> 01:06:34,436
That's right.

1791
01:06:34,436 --> 01:06:35,787
You're kidding!

1792
01:06:35,787 --> 01:06:37,516
No.

1793
01:06:37,516 --> 01:06:40,226
Jesus Christ,
how did you do that?

1794
01:06:40,226 --> 01:06:42,356
Don't ask.

1795
01:06:42,356 --> 01:06:44,226
That belongs to every man
fantasy, bang

1796
01:06:44,226 --> 01:06:46,146
two chicks at once!

1797
01:06:46,146 --> 01:06:48,136
And with a celebrity, no less!

1798
01:06:48,136 --> 01:06:51,797
You lucky bastard!

1799
01:06:51,797 --> 01:06:52,486
No, Ern.

1800
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:54,456
Skill, skill.

1801
01:06:54,456 --> 01:06:56,956
Dude, you have to
make me a video tape.

1802
01:06:56,956 --> 01:06:58,496
Get out of here!

1803
01:06:58,496 --> 01:07:00,096
And not Jennifer
remember that you are giving it

1804
01:07:00,096 --> 01:07:01,636
to another
girl at the same time?

1805
01:07:01,636 --> 01:07:03,576
No, because she has
also a good time.

1806
01:07:03,576 --> 01:07:05,726
Wow!

1807
01:07:05,726 --> 01:07:06,916
I don't know what to say!

1808
01:07:06,916 --> 01:07:08,066
Well, there's a first.

1809
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,756
Fuck!

1810
01:07:09,756 --> 01:07:11,136
Son of a bitch!

1811
01:07:11,136 --> 01:07:11,926
How are you?

1812
01:07:11,926 --> 01:07:14,246
How is the prostitute doing?
parade going?

1813
01:07:14,246 --> 01:07:15,856
It's actually okay.

1814
01:07:15,856 --> 01:07:17,376
What, two for one sale?

1815
01:07:17,376 --> 01:07:19,886
I met a pretty normal person
girl actually.

1816
01:07:19,886 --> 01:07:20,916
Really and truly?

1817
01:07:20,916 --> 01:07:23,506
With that Jewish bachelor thing.

1818
01:07:23,506 --> 01:07:24,496
Great!

1819
01:07:24,496 --> 01:07:26,615
What happened.

1820
01:07:26,615 --> 01:07:28,466
Well, they made everyone
go up and give something like this,

1821
01:07:28,466 --> 01:07:29,926
a speech about
themselves, you know?

1822
01:07:29,926 --> 01:07:31,416
So it's my turn to go there.

1823
01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:33,436
I'll stand at the front
of the whole crowd,

1824
01:07:33,436 --> 01:07:36,026
I overlook the fucking
crowd and I say...

1825
01:07:36,026 --> 01:07:38,016
Yeah, uh, hello everyone.

1826
01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:39,086
My name is Ernest Weinberg.

1827
01:07:39,086 --> 01:07:40,956
And I have one question.

1828
01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:42,866
Where the fuck are
the hot girls at?

1829
01:07:42,866 --> 01:07:44,575
This place sucks!

1830
01:07:44,575 --> 01:07:48,485
I paid $99 to meet some people
elderly people and their parents?

1831
01:07:48,485 --> 01:07:52,116
Goddammit, I saw it
younger faces on cash!

1832
01:07:52,116 --> 01:07:54,196
Oh, and guys, you too
do you want advice?

1833
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:55,336
Do you want to have sex?

1834
01:07:55,336 --> 01:07:57,696
Lose the damn thing
nasty beards!

1835
01:07:57,696 --> 01:07:59,146
This is stupid!

1836
01:07:59,146 --> 01:08:00,495
I don't understand
something then.

1837
01:08:00,495 --> 01:08:01,706
Where did you meet the girl?

1838
01:08:01,706 --> 01:08:02,565
On the way out.

1839
01:08:02,565 --> 01:08:03,776
She is the coat check girl.

1840
01:08:03,776 --> 01:08:04,276
Sorry!

1841
01:08:09,756 --> 01:08:10,256
Hi.

1842
01:08:13,206 --> 01:08:15,605
You are beautiful.

1843
01:08:15,605 --> 01:08:17,046
There's one problem.

1844
01:08:17,046 --> 01:08:18,846
Does she have a job?

1845
01:08:18,846 --> 01:08:20,525
No.

1846
01:08:20,525 --> 01:08:21,146
Worse.

1847
01:08:21,146 --> 01:08:23,126
Does she have a penis?

1848
01:08:23,126 --> 01:08:25,495
She is Catholic.

1849
01:08:25,495 --> 01:08:26,485
Yes?

1850
01:08:26,485 --> 01:08:28,026
Yes, I am Jewish.

1851
01:08:28,026 --> 01:08:28,816
Yes?

1852
01:08:28,816 --> 01:08:29,315
Yes.

1853
01:08:29,315 --> 01:08:31,086
So I can't get serious
with a Catholic girl.

1854
01:08:31,086 --> 01:08:33,315
It goes against everyone
part of my religion.

1855
01:08:33,315 --> 01:08:35,515
What, and banging
prostitutes not?

1856
01:08:35,515 --> 01:08:37,046
I can't
Catholic girls' home.

1857
01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,836
My mother will kill me!

1858
01:08:38,836 --> 01:08:39,676
Oh my God!

1859
01:08:39,676 --> 01:08:41,375
You go with that
your mother again!

1860
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:42,756
What, she owns your penis?

1861
01:08:42,756 --> 01:08:44,365
Yes!

1862
01:08:44,365 --> 01:08:47,265
Dude, be one
Jew or Catholic,

1863
01:08:47,265 --> 01:08:49,716
it's like having a
Yankee or a Met fan.

1864
01:08:49,716 --> 01:08:52,075
The only difference is true
a Yankee fan can recognize it

1865
01:08:52,075 --> 01:08:54,806
a good player like Carlos
Delgado plays for the Mets,

1866
01:08:54,806 --> 01:08:56,515
the Jews cannot
appreciate a good player

1867
01:08:56,515 --> 01:08:58,866
as Jesus plays
for the Catholics.

1868
01:08:58,866 --> 01:08:59,365
Uh huh.

1869
01:08:59,365 --> 01:09:00,786
I mean, they must be jealous.

1870
01:09:00,786 --> 01:09:04,345
I mean, he's young,
virile, swimmer's body,

1871
01:09:04,345 --> 01:09:06,215
walking on water.

1872
01:09:06,215 --> 01:09:07,826
And you know what
really makes him angry?

1873
01:09:07,826 --> 01:09:09,796
It's that he was
once on their team.

1874
01:09:09,796 --> 01:09:12,816
It's a bit like when the Red
Sox got rid of Babe Ruth.

1875
01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:15,325
Are you ready?

1876
01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:18,726
Dude, do you really believe that?
Moses parted the Red Sea?

1877
01:09:18,726 --> 01:09:19,606
Yes!

1878
01:09:19,606 --> 01:09:21,335
It was low tide.

1879
01:09:21,335 --> 01:09:22,815
You're going to hell.

1880
01:09:22,815 --> 01:09:24,195
No, I'm going there.

1881
01:09:30,105 --> 01:09:30,606
Son of a bitch!

1882
01:09:35,536 --> 01:09:43,495
Jennifer,
where are you going?

1883
01:09:43,495 --> 01:09:44,275
Jen!

1884
01:09:44,275 --> 01:09:45,215
Wait a minute!

1885
01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:46,995
Where are you going?

1886
01:09:46,995 --> 01:09:49,495
What's going on?

1887
01:09:49,495 --> 01:09:50,855
Oh, here we go again.

1888
01:09:50,855 --> 01:09:52,245
Here we go again?

1889
01:09:52,245 --> 01:09:53,475
What is it now?

1890
01:09:53,475 --> 01:09:55,085
This is nonsense!

1891
01:09:55,085 --> 01:09:56,546
You were all over her!

1892
01:09:56,546 --> 01:09:57,995
You don't care
all about me!

1893
01:09:57,995 --> 01:09:58,785
Oh come on, Jenn.

1894
01:09:58,785 --> 01:10:00,125
Not again with this one.

1895
01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:02,265
You know what I think, Thomas?

1896
01:10:02,265 --> 01:10:04,805
To be loved only by me
is not good enough for you.

1897
01:10:04,805 --> 01:10:05,885
Jen, of course it is!

1898
01:10:05,885 --> 01:10:08,105
Come on, will you
stop it?

1899
01:10:08,105 --> 01:10:08,775
Uhm.

1900
01:10:08,775 --> 01:10:12,215
Look darlings, I love it
you love more than themselves.

1901
01:10:12,215 --> 01:10:16,215
This Darla girl is nothing more
for me then a semen collection container.

1902
01:10:16,215 --> 01:10:16,845
Semen collection container?

1903
01:10:19,925 --> 01:10:21,665
You're an asshole.

1904
01:10:21,665 --> 01:10:22,315
Just kidding.

1905
01:10:22,315 --> 01:10:23,085
Imagery.

1906
01:10:23,085 --> 01:10:24,454
Poetic license.

1907
01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:26,414
Jen, come on!

1908
01:10:26,414 --> 01:10:28,005
Listen, Jenn, you
wanted this too.

1909
01:10:28,005 --> 01:10:31,374
And once I start enjoying it
Myself, you must ruin it!

1910
01:10:31,374 --> 01:10:32,755
Oh, here we go.

1911
01:10:32,755 --> 01:10:34,294
Everything should be about you!

1912
01:10:34,294 --> 01:10:35,875
What are you talking about?

1913
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:36,565
You know what, Jenn?

1914
01:10:36,565 --> 01:10:37,855
You're fucking up
nuts, completely nuts.

1915
01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:39,454
And now you're leaving.

1916
01:10:39,454 --> 01:10:40,095
How typical.

1917
01:10:40,095 --> 01:10:43,225
Just great, just great!

1918
01:10:43,225 --> 01:10:46,765
I hope you someday
get what you want.

1919
01:10:46,765 --> 01:10:47,915
Come on, Jennifer!

1920
01:10:47,915 --> 01:10:49,284
Give me a break!

1921
01:10:49,284 --> 01:10:51,055
I love you.

1922
01:10:51,055 --> 01:10:52,294
I don't know, man.

1923
01:10:52,294 --> 01:10:53,135
I'm miserable.

1924
01:10:53,135 --> 01:10:54,095
I'm going crazy.

1925
01:10:54,095 --> 01:10:55,675
I mean, it's been a week!

1926
01:10:55,675 --> 01:10:57,374
I can't eat, I can't think.

1927
01:10:57,374 --> 01:11:00,595
Um, I can't even jerk off!

1928
01:11:00,595 --> 01:11:02,565
Well, isn't it
will you see her on the show?

1929
01:11:02,565 --> 01:11:03,525
No.

1930
01:11:03,525 --> 01:11:04,945
Edgar is back from the cruise.

1931
01:11:04,945 --> 01:11:07,705
Unfortunately for him
boat did not sink.

1932
01:11:07,705 --> 01:11:10,645
Well, why don't you stop
by, saying hello, working out?

1933
01:11:10,645 --> 01:11:12,344
Because man, she's wrong.

1934
01:11:12,344 --> 01:11:14,775
I mean, she agreed
to do this.

1935
01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:15,735
Fuck!

1936
01:11:15,735 --> 01:11:19,314
You know, Thomas, you
Realize that you are asking a lot of her.

1937
01:11:19,314 --> 01:11:22,525
I mean, this threesome thing
is pretty tricky stuff.

1938
01:11:22,525 --> 01:11:23,835
Especially with
Someone you love.

1939
01:11:26,555 --> 01:11:28,254
Thomas, you know it
that she loved you.

1940
01:11:28,254 --> 01:11:30,284
I mean, she really loves you.

1941
01:11:30,284 --> 01:11:32,595
And maybe she just needs that
rest assured that you still do

1942
01:11:32,595 --> 01:11:34,535
think the same about her.

1943
01:11:34,535 --> 01:11:37,194
Maybe it's time
you reach towards her.

1944
01:11:37,194 --> 01:11:39,114
I mean, do you still love her?

1945
01:11:39,114 --> 01:11:41,605
I love her more than anything.

1946
01:11:41,605 --> 01:11:44,595
And can you deal with it?
just make love to her?

1947
01:11:48,244 --> 01:11:49,994
Thomas, don't let her go.

1948
01:11:49,994 --> 01:11:51,405
Find her.

1949
01:11:51,405 --> 01:11:53,984
Sex, it's temporary.

1950
01:11:53,984 --> 01:11:57,385
But love, real love?

1951
01:11:57,385 --> 01:11:58,794
It's quite difficult to find.

1952
01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:04,555
Hey Tomas!

1953
01:12:04,555 --> 01:12:05,794
You have also been called back!

1954
01:12:05,794 --> 01:12:06,794
Congratulations!

1955
01:12:06,794 --> 01:12:07,724
Yes, the same goes for you.

1956
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,274
Awesome, dude.

1957
01:12:08,274 --> 01:12:09,635
Hey dude, meet
my new girlfriend.

1958
01:12:09,635 --> 01:12:10,635
It's Mary.

1959
01:12:10,635 --> 01:12:11,904
Hi.

1960
01:12:11,904 --> 01:12:12,814
Nice to meet you.

1961
01:12:16,515 --> 01:12:19,344
Nice to meet you.

1962
01:12:19,344 --> 01:12:21,564
Hey Thomas, you're next.

1963
01:12:21,564 --> 01:12:23,034
Great.

1964
01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:24,274
Wish me luck.

1965
01:12:24,274 --> 01:12:27,214
Dude, da da da da da da da.

1966
01:12:27,214 --> 01:12:28,784
Break a leg there, man.

1967
01:12:28,784 --> 01:12:29,445
What do you think?

1968
01:12:29,445 --> 01:12:29,944
How?

1969
01:12:29,944 --> 01:12:31,024
She's a tomato, right?

1970
01:12:31,024 --> 01:12:32,365
Yes, she's great.

1971
01:12:32,365 --> 01:12:32,864
Yes.

1972
01:12:32,864 --> 01:12:34,604
What happened to her eyes?

1973
01:12:34,604 --> 01:12:36,894
Umbrella accident.

1974
01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:37,644
How you doing, man?

1975
01:12:37,644 --> 01:12:38,804
Have you heard from Jennifer?

1976
01:12:38,804 --> 01:12:41,684
No, she's staying with Tracy.

1977
01:12:41,684 --> 01:12:46,764
Hey, what happened to your mom?
and her anti-Catholic stance?

1978
01:12:46,764 --> 01:12:48,034
Fuck her.

1979
01:12:48,034 --> 01:12:49,004
Hey Tommy.

1980
01:12:49,004 --> 01:12:50,184
It's, it's, this is Johnny.

1981
01:12:50,184 --> 01:12:52,624
Look, I, I want you to do this
clown thing for me another one

1982
01:12:52,624 --> 01:12:53,124
time.

1983
01:12:53,124 --> 01:12:54,154
One last time.

1984
01:12:54,154 --> 01:12:55,084
It's on Long Island.

1985
01:12:55,084 --> 01:12:56,844
I'll even let you
borrow my father's car.

1986
01:12:56,844 --> 01:13:00,314
Me, I just have to work
this thing with my girl.

1987
01:13:00,314 --> 01:13:00,814
Ugh!

1988
01:13:07,263 --> 01:13:08,263
Great.

1989
01:13:08,263 --> 01:13:09,824
Thanks for the job, Johnny.

1990
01:13:09,824 --> 01:13:11,714
I'm a damn clown again.

1991
01:13:11,714 --> 01:13:14,154
Who says clowns aren't happy?

1992
01:13:14,154 --> 01:13:15,634
So very happy.

1993
01:13:15,634 --> 01:13:18,134
Yep, you get that and $9
me a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

1994
01:13:19,394 --> 01:13:21,474
Thomas, what are
Are you fucking crazy?

1995
01:13:21,474 --> 01:13:22,163
Why are you whining?

1996
01:13:22,163 --> 01:13:24,193
Who the hell are you?

1997
01:13:24,193 --> 01:13:25,203
I'm your better half.

1998
01:13:25,203 --> 01:13:28,153
Think of everything new
you could get now.

1999
01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:29,364
Thomas, go back to her.

2000
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:30,304
She loves you.

2001
01:13:30,304 --> 01:13:31,434
You love her.

2002
01:13:31,434 --> 01:13:31,934
Forget her.

2003
01:13:31,934 --> 01:13:33,294
You already fucked her.

2004
01:13:33,294 --> 01:13:34,754
Go on!

2005
01:13:34,754 --> 01:13:36,384
Thomas, think clearly.

2006
01:13:36,384 --> 01:13:37,844
Follow your heart.

2007
01:13:37,844 --> 01:13:39,334
Go back to her.

2008
01:13:39,334 --> 01:13:40,474
Don't listen to this fagot.

2009
01:13:40,474 --> 01:13:43,414
He wouldn't know a good piece
of ass when it was on his face.

2010
01:13:43,414 --> 01:13:45,043
His idea of a good
time plays

2011
01:13:45,043 --> 01:13:47,043
that's damn annoying
harp all day.

2012
01:13:47,043 --> 01:13:50,223
And besides, he is one
terrible harp player.

2013
01:13:50,223 --> 01:13:51,414
God had to buy earplugs.

2014
01:13:51,414 --> 01:13:54,344
Ooh, that's clever!

2015
01:13:54,344 --> 01:13:56,374
Thomas, think of Jennifer.

2016
01:13:56,374 --> 01:13:57,664
Thinking of you!

2017
01:13:57,664 --> 01:13:59,664
Shut up, you fagot.

2018
01:13:59,664 --> 01:14:02,294
Listen, Thomas, if he had one
Pull, he'd be riding shotgun.

2019
01:14:02,294 --> 01:14:04,063
Thomas, think about it.

2020
01:14:04,063 --> 01:14:08,694
This one decision will be
you for the rest of your life!

2021
01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:09,544
To wait.

2022
01:14:09,544 --> 01:14:11,294
What am I thinking about?

2023
01:14:11,294 --> 01:14:13,113
I miss Jennifer.

2024
01:14:13,113 --> 01:14:14,784
Jesus, I love her.

2025
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,113
Who the hell needs that
this threesome nonsense?

2026
01:14:17,113 --> 01:14:20,883
You fucking bastard
bone smoking fagot gay

2027
01:14:20,883 --> 01:14:21,554
piece of shit!

2028
01:14:50,923 --> 01:14:51,424
Jen?

2029
01:15:01,214 --> 01:15:02,693
Oh my goodness.

2030
01:15:02,693 --> 01:15:04,184
Oh God!

2031
01:15:04,184 --> 01:15:06,753
What the hell is this?

2032
01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:09,023
What the hell is going on here?

2033
01:15:09,023 --> 01:15:09,523
Tom?

2034
01:15:09,523 --> 01:15:10,153
Yes Tom!

2035
01:15:10,153 --> 01:15:10,883
Don't mind me, Jenn.

2036
01:15:10,883 --> 01:15:12,073
Go ahead and let Darla finish!

2037
01:15:12,073 --> 01:15:13,783
Oh shit.

2038
01:15:13,783 --> 01:15:15,133
Jennifer, are you kidding?

2039
01:15:15,133 --> 01:15:16,294
You're fucking cheating on me?

2040
01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:16,863
Cheat on you?

2041
01:15:16,863 --> 01:15:17,983
She broke up with you.

2042
01:15:17,983 --> 01:15:19,683
A week ago!

2043
01:15:19,683 --> 01:15:21,833
Jenn, one damn week?

2044
01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,003
That's all it took
to get over me?

2045
01:15:23,003 --> 01:15:24,123
One damn week?

2046
01:15:24,123 --> 01:15:26,873
Look Tommy, I'm really sorry.

2047
01:15:26,873 --> 01:15:28,803
Can I talk to you?
about this later?

2048
01:15:28,803 --> 01:15:30,023
Can I maybe call you?

2049
01:15:30,023 --> 01:15:32,164
Can you call me?

2050
01:15:32,164 --> 01:15:33,903
Are you sorry?

2051
01:15:33,903 --> 01:15:35,713
You're sorry.

2052
01:15:35,713 --> 01:15:37,783
How can you do this to me?

2053
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,843
What do you want me to say?

2054
01:15:40,843 --> 01:15:43,233
I enjoy being with Darla.

2055
01:15:43,233 --> 01:15:45,513
She makes me feel good.

2056
01:15:45,513 --> 01:15:49,743
Jenn, this is not the case
does it at least bother you?

2057
01:15:49,743 --> 01:15:51,563
Are you so damn heartless?

2058
01:15:51,563 --> 01:15:53,803
Heartless?

2059
01:15:53,803 --> 01:15:54,973
Give me a break!

2060
01:15:54,973 --> 01:15:55,813
Taking a break?

2061
01:15:55,813 --> 01:15:57,923
What about all your
damn rules?

2062
01:15:57,923 --> 01:16:00,193
Don't be with the
the same woman twice.

2063
01:16:00,193 --> 01:16:01,893
Don't be with anyone we know.

2064
01:16:01,893 --> 01:16:02,963
Sounds familiar, right Jenn?

2065
01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:05,783
You're fucking breaking
the rules here, not me!

2066
01:16:05,783 --> 01:16:07,553
Tom, I think you should go.

2067
01:16:07,553 --> 01:16:08,673
Do you think I should go?

2068
01:16:08,673 --> 01:16:13,393
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's what she said.

2069
01:16:13,393 --> 01:16:14,102
Want me to go?

2070
01:16:19,863 --> 01:16:21,853
Jenn, isn't that possible?
see her playing

2071
01:16:21,853 --> 01:16:23,883
some sick damn game?

2072
01:16:23,883 --> 01:16:26,643
I'm playing a game?

2073
01:16:26,643 --> 01:16:28,072
You're the one who does that
wanted to share her

2074
01:16:28,072 --> 01:16:30,353
with any girl
was available.

2075
01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:33,603
You know, if I had
her as a friend,

2076
01:16:33,603 --> 01:16:36,693
I would never share
her with anyone.

2077
01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:37,193
Ever.

2078
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:41,942
Jen.

2079
01:16:41,942 --> 01:16:44,822
This is it?

2080
01:16:44,822 --> 01:16:45,812
Were done?

2081
01:17:08,852 --> 01:17:09,353
Ooh.

2082
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,343
Hey, T-T-Thomas.

2083
01:17:15,343 --> 01:17:19,812
This is my friend Stephanie.

2084
01:17:19,812 --> 01:17:20,822
Hello, T-T-T-T-Thomas.

2085
01:17:23,552 --> 01:17:24,682
Hello guys.

2086
01:17:27,552 --> 01:17:28,343
Dad, that's him.

2087
01:17:28,343 --> 01:17:29,002
That's the man!

2088
01:17:29,002 --> 01:17:29,502
It?

2089
01:17:29,502 --> 01:17:30,043
Yes!

2090
01:17:30,043 --> 01:17:31,932
Oh, you're kidding.

2091
01:17:31,932 --> 01:17:33,742
Well, look who it is!

2092
01:17:33,742 --> 01:17:34,492
What?

2093
01:17:34,492 --> 01:17:36,762
So where do you let it be told
my child that you are a magician?

2094
01:17:36,762 --> 01:17:38,012
Scared him half to death.

2095
01:17:38,012 --> 01:17:39,702
The child can't sleep!

2096
01:17:39,702 --> 01:17:42,002
He slept in
my room every night!

2097
01:17:42,002 --> 01:17:42,732
Look, I'm sorry.

2098
01:17:42,732 --> 01:17:44,412
But maybe if you
teach your child to stop

2099
01:17:44,412 --> 01:17:46,183
Bullying children with speech
obstacles, this never--

2100
01:17:46,183 --> 01:17:47,053
Hey, look, motherfucker.

2101
01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:49,033
Don't tell me how
to raise my child.

2102
01:17:49,033 --> 01:17:51,932
Dude, don't make me do that
kick you again, okay?

2103
01:17:52,432 --> 01:17:52,932
Oh!

2104
01:17:53,432 --> 01:17:54,422
Damn!

2105
01:17:54,422 --> 01:18:00,592
Where are you?

2106
01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:04,332
Come on, I'll kick your ass!

2107
01:18:04,332 --> 01:18:07,332
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

2108
01:18:07,332 --> 01:18:08,812
Oh fuck!

2109
01:18:59,562 --> 01:19:01,102
THOMAS (ABOUT ANSWER
MACHINE): This is Thomas.

2110
01:19:01,102 --> 01:19:02,312
JENNIFER (ABOUT ANSWER
MACHINE): And Jennifer.

2111
01:19:02,312 --> 01:19:03,841
THOMAS (ABOUT ANSWER
MACHINE): Leave a message

2112
01:19:03,841 --> 01:19:05,052
after the

2113
01:19:05,052 --> 01:19:06,512
ERNIE (ABOUT THE ANSWER
MACHINE): Hey, Tommy boy!

2114
01:19:06,512 --> 01:19:07,302
It's Ernie.

2115
01:19:07,302 --> 01:19:08,901
You're not going to believe this!

2116
01:19:08,901 --> 01:19:10,792
Dude, I got the commercial!

2117
01:19:10,792 --> 01:19:12,292
It's national!

2118
01:19:13,752 --> 01:19:17,052
I'm sorry
You didn't understand, brother.

2119
01:19:17,052 --> 01:19:19,022
Oh, and I'm getting married.

2120
01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:20,362
Dude, call me.

2121
01:19:23,982 --> 01:19:25,642
THOMAS (ABOUT ANSWER
MACHINE): This is Thomas.

2122
01:19:25,642 --> 01:19:26,472
JENNIFER (ABOUT ANSWER
MACHINE): And Jennifer.

2123
01:19:26,472 --> 01:19:28,012
THOMAS (ABOUT ANSWER
MACHINE): Leave a message

2124
01:19:28,012 --> 01:19:29,881
after the

2125
01:19:29,881 --> 01:19:31,711
SEAMUS
Hey Thomas, it's Seamus.

2126
01:19:31,711 --> 01:19:35,222
Edgar has to leave for someone else
cruising again, and... what?

2127
01:19:35,222 --> 01:19:36,572
Oh, he's not going?

2128
01:19:36,572 --> 01:19:37,681
Sorry Thomas.

2129
01:19:37,681 --> 01:19:39,442
It turns out he's not leaving.

2130
01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:40,562
Hope everything goes well.

2131
01:19:57,892 --> 01:19:59,392
NEIGHBORHOOD 1
Caress it, caress it!

2132
01:19:59,392 --> 01:20:00,641
NEIGHBORHOOD 2
Oh oh, .

2133
01:20:00,641 --> 01:20:01,671
Oh yes!

2134
01:20:01,671 --> 01:20:04,122
Oh .

2135
01:20:04,122 --> 01:20:05,611
NEIGHBORHOOD 2

2136
01:20:05,611 --> 01:20:07,102
NEIGHBORHOOD 1
Ooh, there it is!

2137
01:20:07,102 --> 01:20:09,092
NEIGHBORHOOD 2
Apply it to your face.

2138
01:20:09,092 --> 01:20:10,082
Apply it to your face.

2139
01:20:10,581 --> 01:20:11,902
NEIGHBORHOOD 1
Oh, oh yes!

2140
01:20:11,902 --> 01:20:13,062
NEIGHBORHOOD 2

2141
01:20:13,062 --> 01:20:14,052
Yes!

2142
01:20:14,052 --> 01:20:14,551
Ooh!

2143
01:20:15,052 --> 01:20:17,042
NEIGHBORHOOD 1
Oh my God!

2144
01:20:50,872 --> 01:20:53,731
Hi.

2145
01:20:53,731 --> 01:20:54,691
Oh my god, Derek!

2146
01:20:54,691 --> 01:20:55,541
Oh hello.

2147
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,042
Um.

2148
01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:57,401
What are you doing here?

2149
01:20:57,401 --> 01:20:59,641
.

2150
01:20:59,641 --> 01:21:01,882
Wow!

2151
01:21:01,882 --> 01:21:03,301
That was strange.

2152
01:21:03,301 --> 01:21:04,691
You don't understand.

2153
01:21:06,091 --> 01:21:07,461
What is?

2154
01:21:07,461 --> 01:21:08,822
Well, I have been
I'm trying to reach you

2155
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,952
but your phone has been disconnected.

2156
01:21:10,952 --> 01:21:15,011
So your, your friend Ernie gave
gave me your address, so I came by.

2157
01:21:15,011 --> 01:21:17,281
Oh, what's going on?

2158
01:21:17,281 --> 01:21:19,321
There's a commercial
what you are perfect for.

2159
01:21:19,321 --> 01:21:22,911
So I was nearby
so I brought it here for you.

2160
01:21:22,911 --> 01:21:23,802
Wow, thank you so much!

2161
01:21:23,802 --> 01:21:27,021
That's very kind of you.

2162
01:21:27,021 --> 01:21:28,311
Oh, is this it?

2163
01:21:28,311 --> 01:21:29,581
Mm hmm.

2164
01:21:29,581 --> 01:21:31,591
Thank you very much.

2165
01:21:31,591 --> 01:21:32,551
Cool.

2166
01:21:32,551 --> 01:21:34,461
Okay, be careful.

2167
01:21:34,461 --> 01:21:36,591
Be careful, Thomas.

2168
01:21:36,591 --> 01:21:42,101
Hey, wanna get a cup?
coffee or something with me?

2169
01:21:42,101 --> 01:21:44,181
You want one
cup of coffee with me?

2170
01:21:44,181 --> 01:21:47,021
I, I, I didn't shower
in about three days.

2171
01:21:47,021 --> 01:21:47,901
Three weeks.

2172
01:21:47,901 --> 01:21:48,730
Oh come on.

2173
01:21:48,730 --> 01:21:50,501
I mean, it's, it's, it
It's just not a good time.

2174
01:21:50,501 --> 01:21:52,551
Um, uh, you know.

2175
01:21:52,551 --> 01:21:53,861
Don't make me beg.

2176
01:21:53,861 --> 01:21:55,051
Won't you be begged?

2177
01:21:55,051 --> 01:21:56,921
No, I'm not going to make you beg.

2178
01:21:56,921 --> 01:21:57,421
Okay.

2179
01:22:03,141 --> 01:22:04,401
Don't you have a boyfriend?

2180
01:22:04,401 --> 01:22:04,901
I did.

2181
01:22:04,901 --> 01:22:06,541
I don't anymore.

2182
01:22:06,541 --> 01:22:09,321
He kept trying to get me
to sleep with other women.

2183
01:22:09,321 --> 01:22:10,061
Real?

2184
01:22:10,061 --> 01:22:10,771
Real.

2185
01:22:10,771 --> 01:22:11,650
What a dick.

2186
01:22:11,650 --> 01:22:14,041
I think so
the moral of the story

2187
01:22:14,041 --> 01:22:18,741
is, if you love what you have
and you have what you love,

2188
01:22:18,741 --> 01:22:20,111
don't ruin it!

2189
01:22:23,411 --> 01:22:23,981
Hoe kan ik--

2190
01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:25,111
DIRECTOR
.

2191
01:22:25,111 --> 01:22:26,171
I'm going to forget it again.

2192
01:22:26,171 --> 01:22:27,271
DIRECTOR
You're not!

2193
01:22:27,271 --> 01:22:28,291
And I did.

2194
01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:29,841
Thomas, think about it.

2195
01:22:29,841 --> 01:22:32,061
I just forgot my rules.

2196
01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:36,420
Excuse me, asshole.

2197
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:37,811
Ik bedoel roeren.

2198
01:22:37,811 --> 01:22:39,480
I mean... I mean sir.

2199
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:40,221
I meant sir.

2200
01:22:40,221 --> 01:22:41,011
I didn't mean stir.

2201
01:22:41,011 --> 01:22:41,881
Cut!

2202
01:22:41,881 --> 01:22:42,721
Come on, let me in!

2203
01:22:42,721 --> 01:22:44,201
I was joking!

2204
01:22:44,201 --> 01:22:48,151
I was just kidding!

2205
01:22:48,151 --> 01:22:50,851
But we end with
sex, we would...

2206
01:22:50,851 --> 01:22:51,791
Wow!

2207
01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:53,560
Snee!

2208
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:55,330
It's of no use to Chick anymore
me a sperm container.

2209
01:22:55,330 --> 01:22:57,821
Respect for sperm--

2210
01:22:57,821 --> 01:22:59,310
Who is that?

2211
01:22:59,310 --> 01:23:02,051
$99 om een ​​stel te ontmoeten
girls whose idea of a workout

2212
01:23:02,051 --> 01:23:03,400
is jogging to the buffet?

2213
01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:09,891
Ah!

2214
01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:10,791
Don't!

2215
01:23:10,791 --> 01:23:12,320
I'm sorry.

2216
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,530
I'm sliding on my pants!

2217
01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:14,111
I'm sorry.

2218
01:23:14,111 --> 01:23:18,450
I mean, don't you think...
my earring fell off.

2219
01:23:18,450 --> 01:23:20,081
DIRECTOR
Het is oké, het is oké!

2220
01:23:20,081 --> 01:23:20,580
Keep rolling.

2221
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:22,460
Not
just as much as your mouth.

2222
01:23:22,460 --> 01:23:24,520
Okay, that's fine.

2223
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,841
You damn idiot.

2224
01:23:26,841 --> 01:23:29,941
You doubt their credibility,
Whether or not it is…oh fuck.

2225
01:23:29,941 --> 01:23:31,110
No Tom.

2226
01:23:31,110 --> 01:23:32,821
You push… oh shit, fuck.

2227
01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:39,160
You know, that's me
not getting any younger.

2228
01:23:42,580 --> 01:23:44,741
Let's celebrate together
one more time.

2229
01:23:44,741 --> 01:23:46,370
And I screw it up, so all of it
just come back please.

2230
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:52,160
Are you, you
You know, are you single now?

2231
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,490
Am I giving someone a blow job?

2232
01:23:53,490 --> 01:23:56,040
Um, I don't really have that
time to blow someone

2233
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:59,040
because it's uh, that
time and you know it.

2234
01:23:59,040 --> 01:23:59,540
Yes.

2235
01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:01,320
Do you have one?
time of the month?

2236
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:01,821
I will come.

2237
01:24:01,821 --> 01:24:02,751
Are you going to take a dump?

2238
01:24:02,751 --> 01:24:03,250
Yes.

2239
01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:04,390
Yeah come on.

2240
01:24:04,390 --> 01:24:05,420
Pay no attention to him.

2241
01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:05,920
Good Lord.

2242
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:06,420
Come on.

2243
01:24:06,420 --> 01:24:07,150
I'm going to find her.

2244
01:24:07,150 --> 01:24:09,701
I mean, there has to be one
a girl like that... fuck you!

2245
01:24:09,701 --> 01:24:11,170
Fuck me!

2246
01:24:11,170 --> 01:24:13,120
Fuck Jm!

2247
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,560
Fuck everyone!

2248
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,570
It's like fat girls.

2249
01:24:16,570 --> 01:24:19,440
Their idea, you know.

2250
01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:20,280
Fuck.

2251
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,790
So how, how can my penis
does everything mean?

2252
01:24:23,790 --> 01:24:24,430
No!

2253
01:24:24,930 --> 01:24:25,490
So what now?

2254
01:24:25,490 --> 01:24:26,210
Wow!

2255
01:24:26,210 --> 01:24:27,410
Um, now we're going to undress.

2256
01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:28,560
Let's undress.

2257
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:30,090
I bet I will
I beat you, Bellamy.

2258
01:24:30,090 --> 01:24:31,430
Oh fuck, I'm an idiot.

2259
01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,820
I ever have
a man fucked in the ass

2260
01:24:33,820 --> 01:24:35,490
and, and, and he
had hemorrhoids.

2261
01:24:35,490 --> 01:24:36,890
It was like speed
bumps to get in.

2262
01:24:36,890 --> 01:24:38,160
DEREK
Oh, that's so hot.

2263
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:39,820
Me, I'm going to write it down.

2264
01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:40,660
That's really visual.

2265
01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:44,000
It's like throwing a deck chair
outside the-- Excuse me.

2266
01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:49,130
Aa!

2267
01:24:51,410 --> 01:24:56,100
Dude, do you really believe that?
Moses parted the Red Sea?

2268
01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:58,000
It was low tide!

2269
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,730
You damn idiot!

2270
01:24:59,730 --> 01:25:00,509
Mr. Ross just sneezed!

2271
01:25:00,509 --> 01:25:01,710
DIRECTOR
We're rolling.

2272
01:25:01,710 --> 01:25:02,580
We're rolling.

2273
01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:04,240
Mr. Ross just sneezed!

2274
01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:05,640
DIRECTOR
We're rolling.

2275
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,509
I am
allergic to your acting.

2276
01:25:11,429 --> 01:25:14,290
You try and you
cre... jij, oh fuck.

2277
01:25:14,290 --> 01:25:18,650
Well, maybe hard to find
that woman, oh, fuck me!

2278
01:25:18,650 --> 01:25:24,010
Whose damn
cell phone is that?

2279
01:25:24,010 --> 01:25:25,140
DIRECTOR
.

2280
01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:26,620
Hi everyone.

2281
01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:30,560
Uh, my name is Ernest W--

2282
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:31,540
That was nice.

2283
01:25:31,540 --> 01:25:32,389
Hey wait!

2284
01:25:32,389 --> 01:25:34,680
Oh fuck!

2285
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,180
Fuck.

2286
01:25:36,209 --> 01:25:37,110
There's a blooper.

2287
01:25:37,110 --> 01:25:38,000
That's a blooper.

2288
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:38,770
We just got a blooper.

2289
01:25:38,770 --> 01:25:40,319
Hey, we have a blooper!

2290
01:25:42,209 --> 01:25:45,990
To wait, .

2291
01:25:45,990 --> 01:25:46,630
Is it difficult?

2292
01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:47,369
Ik moet dat vragen.

2293
01:25:47,369 --> 01:25:48,239
Finished?

2294
01:25:48,239 --> 01:25:49,900
I've been thinking.

2295
01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:50,630
You know that's scary.

2296
01:25:50,630 --> 01:25:54,920
The last time I did that, I decided
end

2297
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:59,500
Dad, how can my... Dad, how
Can my penis mean anything... aah!

2298
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:00,920
DIRECTOR
Say it again.

2299
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:01,860
I can't remember!

2300
01:26:01,860 --> 01:26:03,279
Cut!

2301
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:07,690
Do you have a boyfriend?

2302
01:26:07,690 --> 01:26:08,229
I'm sorry.

2303
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,560
Right.

2304
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:11,429
Good for you.

2305
01:26:11,429 --> 01:26:12,959
You go home and look
"Three's Company"

2306
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:13,860
and I'll talk to you later.

2307
01:26:13,860 --> 01:26:15,419
Oh, you know, me
know girls, you know,

2308
01:26:15,419 --> 01:26:17,039
say it's like a
beautiful flower.

2309
01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:18,399
But for me it is
like an artichoke.

2310
01:26:18,399 --> 01:26:20,319
I mean, there's everything
those flaps and stuff.

2311
01:26:20,319 --> 01:26:21,979
I don't know if I should do that
peel it or eat it.

2312
01:26:21,979 --> 01:26:24,710
Kicking those Kegel muscles
come in now, I'll tell you.

2313
01:26:24,710 --> 01:26:26,229
Mom works for you!

2314
01:26:26,229 --> 01:26:26,810
Yes.

2315
01:26:26,810 --> 01:26:28,500
Oh dear!

2316
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:31,029
We are really in love.

2317
01:26:31,029 --> 01:26:32,809
Shit, sorry.

2318
01:26:35,799 --> 01:26:37,789
DIRECTOR
.

2319
01:26:37,789 --> 01:26:41,670
What, what, what happened
to Deborah, Kelly?

2320
01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:42,769
You,
You know, I always do

2321
01:26:42,769 --> 01:26:44,189
hated “Too Close For Comfort.”

2322
01:26:44,189 --> 01:26:48,580
DEREK
Lydia,

2323
01:26:48,580 --> 01:26:50,049
Sara

2324
01:26:57,949 --> 01:26:59,420
That's for the blooper reel!

2325
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:01,389
DIRECTOR